Semi-hiatus

Look at him!

My handsome son!

He wore a suit on our New Years Party dress-up day before winter break. A fucking well fitted suit. And a bow tie. And SUSPENDERS. If there’s one thing I like more than a tall man with a nice cake, it’s a *dapper*, tall gentleman with a nice cake. He is stupidly adorable (chronic case of baby face but it looks really good with the well shaped facial hair he’s been sporting) and has the best smile and very pretty grey-blue eyes. He cares deeply about his students, which can only be said for about half of our staff. He’s also funny and simultaneously a huge nerd. He loves jazz, but also classic rock.

I had a dream about him a few weeks ago, in which I had to watch him marry another woman, and when I tell you I was devastated for the whole fuckin day…

He curled up to me last night in bed, being all cute and lovey and snuggly and wonderful.

Then he stuck his ass in my face and let fly the gnarliest fart I've ever smelled. Anybody want him?

Tomorrow's spirit week dress up theme is "favorite music artist".

I wanna dress like Stevie Nicks.

Gals,

And non binary pals,

Hello

My name is

John

Richard

Deacon

Born August the 19th