I shouldn't be here I should be being compelled by Dracula to be his personal trophy wife/blood bag and spend my days lying across plush seating in sheer silk robes listening to my husband go on evil monologues

*bursts through the saloon doors* So. Who wants to hear about my overpowered god MC.

the way zeno moves those hips i know he'd be thrusting it in DEEP god imagining riding him

I'm sorry, Albert, but in terms of the blue human eyes. Zeno wore it better tbh

During the scene where he loses his powers and then is recovering, when Zeno is hunched over looking visibly pained he's set in background and you can't really see his face that well at all. So first I will ask whose choice is was to have him make the most pitiful sad baby expression for a few seconds so I can kiss them. And then I will ask who decided to frame the scene so you can't really see his face without a free cam so I can kiLL THEM

one would think that since the Connections do a lot of cloning including almost certainly Zeno himself that would mean they probably never tried to make him breed with anyone. But well. The heart does not care for logic. The heart wants what it wants and what I want is for this guy to stuff me full as a double crusted pizza while under duress

on the grind trying to be subtle about looking at zeno tits out mods in the airport

cleaning up zeno after he gets injected with elpis by licking all the sweat off him. i mean licking all the sweat off him. i mean licking him. i mean

The Zeno fuckers and the Gideon fuckers we need to be like best friends and go on double dates and we can bond over our evil fictional men while they beat each other to death in the background