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hello! welcome to the fun house. you'll find plenty of wesker and zeno content to simp for here. i will typically keep all of my fics gender neutral unless otherwise specified to keep things inclusive <3 i do not have any resident evil ships but i may rb content if the wesker and/or zeno aspect makes me feral enough

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Wesker:

Relief

Hide and Seek

Stranger Still

Brave | A New Game

Relationship Headcanons

Just Pretend [Love is Madness]

A Moment of Peace

Perfectionist: afab!reader | amab!reader

His Chosen Pet

Wesker and a Kitten Headcanons

A New Dawn | What The Heart Wants

Earned

O Captain, My Captain!

Eye of the Storm

Stress Relief [And Love]: masc reader | femme reader

Love in The Stars

Revenge and Recovery

Sweet Dreams: afab!reader | amab!reader

Lover, Leader, Liar [Savior, Sinner] -- Series

Reversal

To Make Your Heart Sing

What You Deserve: afab!reader | amab!reader

Serene Mornings

Zeno:

Le Miroir (Working Title)

Sotha Sil:

Certainly Uncertain

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smellymellie

I think about his past a lot

#what if I cry #oh my god #oh my actual god I'll cry #little wesker #fanart #fav #albert wesker

weskie

NEW CAR OBTAINED

weskie

yall this thing gets almost 450 miles on a 13 gallon tank

I was getting 250 off 22gal

what the FUCK LOL

#weskie rambles #I'm basically paying the difference in gas as half the payment oh my god #like it was 70 to fill my last tank and it's gonna run like 50-55 for this one #and I might need gas like once a month #what the hellllll this is awesome #how it's this fuel efficient is insane it's not a hybrid or anything

NEW CAR OBTAINED

#weskie rambles #I'm so happy aaaaAAAAAAAA #I'm stupid proud of this #like. did I think I'd buy a new car ever? noooo #did I get to that point? yurrrr

weskie

"that's a sparkle too gay," says the very very very 'heterosexual heteronormative' man

"edward," answers the same man when asked the age old 'edward or jacob' question after mentioning that he's seen all the twilight movies

~~~~~~~~

him: "if I went to a strip club and saw you dancing, I'd go out to my car and get the change from my center console to throw to you"

me, in tears wheezing laughing because what the fuck do you mean you're gonna make it hail: "but you WOULD be paying me, no? you're getting the private dance"

him, red in the face, giggling: "I'm getting the private dance"

~~~~~~~~

him, talking to a girl we work with (that hates him for context): still talking to that guy?

her: nope

him: have a man at all?

her: nope

him: yeah I don't have a man either

her and I, staring into each other's souls so hard we achieve telepathy instantly:

~~~~~~~

LIKE COME ON MAN IT'S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS

weskie

and why did he sit there and curl a 20lb bucket in front of me and make eye contact on and off and look incredibly proud of himself each time he looked up and I was still gawking

and why is this a recurring thing

#gay peekaboo #weskie rambles #I died there that very moment #his arms are so fucking BIG #GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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residentcherries

Albert Wesker

S.T.A.R.S. Captain

#albert wesker #s.t.a.r.s. wesker #stars wesker #heavy breathing

"that's a sparkle too gay," says the very very very 'heterosexual heteronormative' man

"edward," answers the same man when asked the age old 'edward or jacob' question after mentioning that he's seen all the twilight movies

~~~~~~~~

him: "if I went to a strip club and saw you dancing, I'd go out to my car and get the change from my center console to throw to you"

me, in tears wheezing laughing because what the fuck do you mean you're gonna make it hail: "but you WOULD be paying me, no? you're getting the private dance"

him, red in the face, giggling: "I'm getting the private dance"

~~~~~~~~

him, talking to a girl we work with (that hates him for context): still talking to that guy?

her: nope

him: have a man at all?

her: nope

him: yeah I don't have a man either

her and I, staring into each other's souls so hard we achieve telepathy instantly:

~~~~~~~

LIKE COME ON MAN IT'S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS

#weskie rambles #gay peekaboo #I'm in HELL #I'm in actual HELLLLLLLL #I NEED to snuggle him and watch animal planet so bad you don't understand it's perfect enrichment for my enclosure omfgggggg #I NEEEEED to go to the grocery store with him and wander the aisles trying to find out what to make for dinnerrrrrr #I NEEEEEEED to paint a wall with him SO BAD #I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED to wake up early and see him drooling on a pillow beside meeeeeee #I NEEEEEEED ITTTTTT #but maybe that's a sparkle too gay who knows #him also telling me he thinks I would get along super well with his mom like #LIKEEEEE LMAOO #come on man that shits so fucking obvious anymore #THE NEW HIRES ARE FUCKING SEEING IT INSTANTLY NOW AND ASKING IF WE'RE A THING LIKE??? LIKE???.??#LIKE WHAT DO I EVEN DO OR SAY ABOUT THAT HUH

daaaamn one of the chapter titles in LLL would work so well for the zeno fic

is it wrong to use it twice UGH

#weskie rambles

the-purity-pen

Nsfw/Smut Emoji Prompts

Thank you to my baby @flightlessangelwings for bouncing ideas for this list. Feel free to reblog and use!

💦 cum headcanon

🥺 first time headcanon

✊ masturbation headcanon

👅 oral headcanon

⛓️ kinky headcanon

🔪 dangerous headcanon

🛏️ soft sex headcanon

🎁 birthday sexy headcanon

❤️ making love headcanon

🎶 music they have sex to

🌹 romantic sex headcanon

⏰ fave time of day to have sex

😺 how they eat the pussy

🍆 how they give blowjobs

🙈 something they’re shy about asking for

📱 phone sex headcanon

📸 naughty pictures

🛁 shower/bath sex headcanon

😴 falling asleep after sex

🚗 car sex headcanon

🎤 how loud they are

🍌 sex toy headcanon

🍪 an after sex snack

🍷 tipsy sex headcanon

🤪 silly sex headcanon

🚨 sex that sent me to the ER headcanon

🏖️ sex on the beach headcanon

🎇 orgasm headcanon

🌄 morning sex headcanon

🎥 filming or making a sexy movie

🎉 celebration sex headcanon

💌 sending/receiving nudes headcanon

👄 making out headcanon

#miiight have to do this list for wesker #prompts

adam666phoenix

Old freak

#victor gideon #zeno #blessssss #fav

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piranhyas

I luv zeno he's such a little loser

#OH THIS IS SO COOL #albert wesker #zeno #fanart #fav

handsomejess

The art vs the inspo

I love this man so much

I saw it on Twitter and I had to draw it

#canon to me #albert wesker #fanart

amethyst-hibiscus

betaopus

Quick sketch before bed. Zeno and that first shot of something terrible.

#your honor i love him #zeno #fanart #fav #this is so beautiful

betaopus

Zeno, typical corporate slave.

#I love him sm #zeno #fanart #fav

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betaopus

I imagine that the virus wraps itself neatly on Zeno spinal cord so the RCS scar runs mostly on his back.

#I'M OBSESSED #zeno #fanart #fav

imnotaplate

First ever contribution to Wesker Wednesday!

I know Wesker technically didn’t have the time/the need to patch himself up at that moment, but I had a vision and I stuck to it 🙂‍↕️🖤

#HEAVY BREATHING #fav #fanart #albert wesker

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