Safe As Life

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

Turning around to leave only to turn back and lift the visor up for one last remark before slamming it down again.

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

justice for gaten and caleb too because while the duffers were glazing finn, those two were giving performances of a life time. they killed it this volume; this season, really.

the problem with the gay hockey show is that the acting is great, the lighting is great, the music and costuming are great, the care taken is incredible, but you can't recommend it to normal people without sounding like a pervert