As Long as You do Good Things

When they're not friends or lovers but a secret worse third thing (defying boundaries and blurring the lines between all other conventional relationships)

sex this, romance that. What about queerplatonic marriage fraud? What if I wanna marry my bestest friend for tax benefits?

Concept: a mermaid who collects human artifacts, but, like, exclusively objects that humans have dramatically cast into the sea in moments of high emotion, catharsis, or personal revelation. Each item is carefully mounted above a little index card that outlines the circumstances of its hurling in terse, clinical prose.

How many outdated cellphones does she have from businessmen who realize that Family is more important?

Fewer than you’d think. For a variety of fascinating demographic and cultural reasons, importance-of-family cell phones are considerably more likely to be hurled into lakes than oceans. She’s co-authored a paper on the subject that’s due to be published next month.

I hope it’s been pier reviewed

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