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8. Imperial Agent

Am I interrupting? Yes? I thought you’d be interested: I found something, a large weapon, here in the middle of everything. I’m going to use it to destroy you.

What. I mean… what? Every other class gets something badass, and then there’s this. I expected better, Cipher Nine. 0/10

7. Jedi Consular

Only the weakest prey on the weak. Imagine how much more powerful you would be if you struck me down. Well?

Eh. The Consular has never really been about flouting their strength, so this doesn’t really fit imo. Also, it’s too short. 1.5/10

6. Jedi Knight

Vitiate! I’m the Battlemaster of the Jedi Order. I’ve struck you down once already. Today, I’m finishing the job. Today, you will face justice.

This one is particularly frustrating given the Knight’s personal history with Vitiate. It could have been one of the Knight’s most epic moments in the entirety of the game, but it feels kind of… idk, dull? It’s not terrible, but it should be far better given that BioWare tends to treat the Knight as the canonical protagonist. 3/10

5. Bounty Hunter

Hey, you. Hope I’m not interrupting. Boy, you can really kill them, can’t you? I mean, sure, they’ve got to be untrained, defenseless, and standing still, but… yeah. Such a big, powerful killing machine, and yet here I am - little old me - still alive. What’s the matter, “Emperor”? Lost your nerve?

I don’t hate this one. It’s far better than the previous three, but it doesn’t really stick out all that much. It works, but it’s nothing remarkable. 6/10

4. Trooper

Attention former Sith Emperor! Your horrific crimes against the Republic and innocent civilians throughout the galaxy will not go unpunished. On the authority of the Army of the Galactic Republic, I hereby notify you of your impending annihilation. Whatever you truly are - whatever power you think you have - it won’t save you from me.

I’m actually quite impressed with this one, even if it’s only 4th on this list. You’d think a generic Republic grunt wouldn’t be able to piss off Vitiate even if they tried, but they made it work. It’s a blunt, yet professional declaration of badassery. 7/10

3. Sith Inquisitor

Hear me Vitiate! All your airs of immeasurable power, yet all I see is the manipulation of the weak-minded. The slaughter of the infirm. You conveniently avoid the true challenge: the one you cannot match wills with. The one you cannot hope to strike down. Come and be tested!

I like it. The tone fits the Inquisitor perfectly regardless of his/her alignment, and it’s suitably badass. 8.5/10

2. Sith Warrior

For all your claims to power - for all your smug superiority - you hack away at the defenseless like a gleeful child. And here I stand - your own Wrath - in defiance of your plans, and you do nothing. Use whatever reason you want, but I know the truth. You are a coward.

FUCK YES. This is amazing. 10/10

1. Smuggler

Now see, here’s my thing. You go around, acting all big and scary, but look who you’re scaring. Slim pickings, if you ask me. Even I’m not scared of you. How pathetic is that? I don’t know… maybe you’re overcompensating for something?