MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

you're watching my dead wife montage but I don't do anything aesthetic like run on the beach so it's just clips of me zoning out at work and playing the sims in my apartment

okay dont be mad but i just scheduled you for every appointment ever. you have an open house on tuesday and a doctor is removing your all of it tomorrow 👍

the best thing a character can be is passively suicidal and the second best thing a character can be is actively suicidal

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing