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shark vs the universe
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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DEAR READER
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Cosmic Funnies
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get weird get weird get weird get weird. kiss your sophont friend now

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Alien Skies Part 4
Clara finally gets some decency thrown her way. Hallelujah!
Intro Captain Gaius. My 💞BELOVED💞
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Alien Skies Part 3
The Taileans are an advanced species compared to humans. But apparently not advanced enough to be beyond prejudices.
Space Racism: 1 / Common Decency: 0
Part 1 here
Part 2 here
texas giraffe update:
💖 catch me if you can, suckers 💖
Honestly
Good for her
I really like the idea of Rocky just plopping Simon in front of Grace's door one morning like cats do with like, dead mice or birds

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Part 2 of Alien Skies
Clara tries her best. The universe conspires against her.
Part 1 here
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The cover and first four pages of an original comic I made for a university project. Since I had never made a full length comic before, I wanted to give it a try. And since I’ve long since submitted it, I wanted to post it here at long last.
Silly comic. Grace would absolutely pull this move.
Leo, honey, Usagi’s basically an old man, he’s not going to get the joke…
Leo and Donnie had a thing where they pointed out Miku-esque things to each other with that voice. In lieu of Donnie, Leo has to make do.
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Yeah, Cybertronians are a little more powerful than your average Earth Camaro. Just a touch 🤏
I’ve had this exchange between Charlie and Bee in my head for literal YEARS and only just got around to actually drawing it. I think they should make each other’s Speed Demon side worse, actually.
"Winning's not enough, Jack. You gotta make him cry!" -Arcee

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Final Render vs Initial Concept (click for better quality)
Meet Ylaine the Witch Queen!
The Hobbit got to me, okay?
Close up
vV Narrative and Worldbuilding Down Here Vv
Shout out to this one (1) really nice study of shiny metal I managed to do in a sea of subpar metal studies.
I made the metal vaguely human shaped and it started cooperating.
Hmm
Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.
Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.
And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.
(Click for higher quality) Look at this dude, so happy and carefree
Sure would be a shame if someone were to Banish Him From Heaven or something terrible like that…
My own interpretation of Lucifer before the fall. Just a happy ginger running around in the clouds with no clothes because biological sex doesn’t exist yet. His dad loves him and nothing bad will ever happen to him ever.
In truth this was done as a remake of an old, unfinished version of theme from WAY back just to see if I had improved.
I think I got it :D

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Doodle dump!
I think Elita should get to be mother-coded, but instead of it being Bee, it’s Hotrod. Elita should be Hotrod’s Optimus. You see what I’m getting at?
In my AU, Hotrod got adopted Batman style by Elita. Meaning his original carers died and she immediately picked him up because he was a literal child in a war zone, she’s not just going to leave him behind. As audacious and cocky the little go-bot can be, Elita decides that she appreciates the challenge he poses her. Most people either respect her too much or are too intimidated by her to give her any form of smack talk. She thinks his ego is hilarious. And gave her the opportunity to be soft again after so long of being a battle hardened commander…
Very much the grizzled old grump adopts a little shit child.
I would honestly love to write a full story about these two becoming a mini family, I love them so much.
*Sighs wistfully in the presence of greatness*