The Sheeple Speaks

This legitimately changed me. Like the course of my life has been altered after viewing this

Why does that juxtaposition look like she’s a TV Meteorologist?

she IS a meteorologist, and her forecast for you is pain

@leftnotright local birb harrases owner XD

i've never heard a bird screaming in rage before

Re, one of the prev comments here: This bird isn’t enraged in the slightest! Nothing about his behavior is negative. He is hanging with his owner, she’s being loud, so he wants to be loud too! Notice when she yells, his volume goes up. He’s having fun!

and SCENE! that was my impersonation of what i think tumblr would be like in the late 1960’s. just to clarify this is a joke. this isn’t real. there is no beatles erotica here. it’s a bit. it’s a joke

this post is a failure because I was completely willing to accept both John/Paul fanblog and people demanding political positions on the Vietnam War in 2020 without question

Supernatural fandom unabashedly stealing lines from my favorite fungus related joke.

So apparently they CAN automate my job 🤔

THE CAT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM I’m dead

Wanna see the worst thing I’ve seen today

I need to research why pokemon cards are so expensive. Computer! Show me "pokemon inflation"

I stepped on someone doing this

They made a sound like bagpipes being compressed. I wasint sorry.