How To Be A Wizard Failson

Comrades, I am saddened to announce that the gnomes of the Cold Cliffs have been prohibited from unionizing. But it is only a matter of time before the power is back in the hands of the workers comrades. We will prevail!

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

was talking to another wizard at the bar and he mentioned he'd never even seen ectoplasm. we have practicing wizards working for the council who haven't even worked with apprentice-level portents and ingredients. what the fuck.

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

This counts as a spell

Placeable AOE effect

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

Even in olden times, the night was ancient.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon