How To Be A Wizard Failson

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

Comrades, I am saddened to announce that the gnomes of the Cold Cliffs have been prohibited from unionizing. But it is only a matter of time before the power is back in the hands of the workers comrades. We will prevail!

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

was talking to another wizard at the bar and he mentioned he'd never even seen ectoplasm. we have practicing wizards working for the council who haven't even worked with apprentice-level portents and ingredients. what the fuck.

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.