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not many people know this but the London underground isn't actually a Trainline, all of the stock is moved by tiny little homunculi who run on the wheels like hamsters. The squealing you hear isn't actually the breaks, but hundreds of creatures screaming for release. Sad. Anyway
Dropped my spell book down the gap between the tube and the platform and I heard an evil giggle and the sounds of chewing. Fuck them homunculi they deserve it
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not many people know this but the London underground isn't actually a Trainline, all of the stock is moved by tiny little homunculi who run on the wheels like hamsters. The squealing you hear isn't actually the breaks, but hundreds of creatures screaming for release. Sad. Anyway
Oh crap oh crap oh crap I tried to charm my record player so that it would loop after finishing and accidentally made it so it would just
never end
like the record stops and goes back to the beginning like I wanted but
I took the needle off. Still spinning + playing
it’s still going I tried to take out the record but it’s like fused in
Wizard side of tumblr please help
You're gonna want to call the emergency wizard service, this sounds like a transmogrification slip-- quite common when working with music or art, as they're magics of their own. Contact the EWS and they'll send through a crew to help you out
THANK YOU oh my gosh I don’t want to listen to bossa nova forever… wait… how do I call them?? When I try to research all it says for the emergency number is
“the answers you seek will come in time, be careful and read between the lines, hidden in plain they are today, the numbers that you seek to help your way,”
like hello?? What if I needed immediate assistance?
Crack a vial of ectoplasm on moon blessed land and chant the seven verses of the old warlock and they'll teleport right to you. DON'T MESS UP THE VERSES OR THE NIGHT BEAST WILL GET YOU.
how do I know if the land is blessed by the moon itself or blessed by a moon GOD? Or is there a difference?
Oh most certainly. From a taxation standpoint: land blessed by moon gods are free land and as such don't require any payments to the HMRC to live there (after their deals with the moon cleric). You'll often find gnomes living there, as they struggle to pay taxes due to their use of acorns and leaves as currency.
Anyway, what was the question? Oh yeah. In this case it doesn't matter
Oh crap oh crap oh crap I tried to charm my record player so that it would loop after finishing and accidentally made it so it would just
never end
like the record stops and goes back to the beginning like I wanted but
I took the needle off. Still spinning + playing
it’s still going I tried to take out the record but it’s like fused in
Wizard side of tumblr please help
You're gonna want to call the emergency wizard service, this sounds like a transmogrification slip-- quite common when working with music or art, as they're magics of their own. Contact the EWS and they'll send through a crew to help you out
THANK YOU oh my gosh I don’t want to listen to bossa nova forever… wait… how do I call them?? When I try to research all it says for the emergency number is
“the answers you seek will come in time, be careful and read between the lines, hidden in plain they are today, the numbers that you seek to help your way,”
like hello?? What if I needed immediate assistance?
Crack a vial of ectoplasm on moon blessed land and chant the seven verses of the old warlock and they'll teleport right to you. DON'T MESS UP THE VERSES OR THE NIGHT BEAST WILL GET YOU.
PSA: Wizard tax season is coming up. Remember, folks, it's at a different point than normal tax seasons due to the portal to the Tax Man's domain only opening at this time each year. please get your homunculi registered and make sure your minions have their payslips all ready. If we don't feed the Tax Man our paperwork, he'll come and eat us all
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Oh crap oh crap oh crap I tried to charm my record player so that it would loop after finishing and accidentally made it so it would just
never end
like the record stops and goes back to the beginning like I wanted but
I took the needle off. Still spinning + playing
it’s still going I tried to take out the record but it’s like fused in
Wizard side of tumblr please help
You're gonna want to call the emergency wizard service, this sounds like a transmogrification slip-- quite common when working with music or art, as they're magics of their own. Contact the EWS and they'll send through a crew to help you out
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bitches trying to dispel my incantations when they can't even pen a master level spell. fuck off
my beard's too long, my fingers are too spindly, my wand is as big as a lesser wizard's staff. my homunculi are strong, i can easily summon bees, your spells are as good as a half-baked calf.
my arch nemesis hasn't posted in a while and I kinda wanna know if he's okay but also he's a dark wizard so I don't really know what to do :/
hey @darkmagederek did the night beasts get you? :/
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sensed a disturbance this morning. i think someone summoned the night stalker. ffs i’m gonna have to process all the night stalker tax rebates to those lost and resurrected. not happy
That sounds distinctly like a "You" problem!
Or you could simply NOT do those things and just let it be, what is anyone gonna do? Throw a fireball at you?
Yes. Yes they will. The HMRC fires people via fireball.
Wait what the fuck what do you mean necromancy comes under the umbrella of transmutation when the fuck did that become a thing
Hmm, let me consult with the archives. Ah it would appear this was put into place.. Within the month! Ohoho quite splendid if I do say so myself!
No. Not splendid. My transmuter licence cost three hundred gold and now I have to redo it because the wizard council loves making decisions that No one wants!
Three hundred gold? No that doesn’t sound right my good sir. We charge 50 gold, who did you get your license from again?
Are you kidding me? I got it from the High Mage Revenue + Customs and they said they were giving me an employee discount! Fuming.
my arch nemesis hasn't posted in a while and I kinda wanna know if he's okay but also he's a dark wizard so I don't really know what to do :/
Wait what the fuck what do you mean necromancy comes under the umbrella of transmutation when the fuck did that become a thing
Hmm, let me consult with the archives. Ah it would appear this was put into place.. Within the month! Ohoho quite splendid if I do say so myself!
No. Not splendid. My transmuter licence cost three hundred gold and now I have to redo it because the wizard council loves making decisions that No one wants!
Wait what the fuck what do you mean necromancy comes under the umbrella of transmutation when the fuck did that become a thing
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refrigerating implies the existence of simple frigerating, and i want to learn how to cast this spell
slugs aren't real by the way, they're just homunculi summoned by the wizard council to keep tabs on tax evaders.
