Wizardposting

bought a horse. turned out to be a centaur, which is so awkward, like… more so because he’s kinda into being ridden. i think i have to register him with the HMRC as an employee. what

holy shit arganoth the apple sauce wizard is back from the triangle dimension i have been waiting millennia to try his stuff

every respectable wizard tower needs a bathtub full of The Goo.

was talking to another wizard at the bar and he mentioned he'd never even seen ectoplasm. we have practicing wizards working for the council who haven't even worked with apprentice-level portents and ingredients. what the fuck.

mana-eating earth hydra has been feeding off my potion garden and a sinkhole opened right beneath my wizard’s tower. this is actually the worst day of my stupid fucking wizard life i’m going to cast numb emotions lest my magical tears feed the hydra

visited a cleric and she said she can’t remove my curse. apparently it’s a generational thing that only recently manifested with my developing skill in transmutation. okay yeah whatever that’s fine. i just wish everything i touched with my bare hands didn’t turn into meat. it’s unsettling.

i’m not saying all frogs are evil. just some of them.

i think the great storm lord has been scorned again. raining.