The Leaking Brain

@alexander-thenotsogreat

what?

Skull poop L?

what is this really supposed to mean tho

Dea poo L

i hate that i love this

This is exactly how it should be marketed

omgomgomg! Yes!

i love the mythbusters they’re like those weird uncles that you only see occasionally at big family reunions and every time you see them they’re like, “hey kid, wanna see what happens when we light a bee hive full of jalapeños and grenades on fire and shoot it?” and you’re like “uncle adam no” but it’s too late and there go your mother’s hydrangeas 

This is oddly specific are you okay

if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly

Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

My fav! <3

dont you dare close that book on him 

me lol

Bye

bless hahahahaah

I love everything about this! Oh my fuck!