The Real Olimar From Pikmin

Captain’s Log day one hunbred: pikmin saw me drop my whistle in a bunch of piss. They called me a chud. I miss my wife

Captain’s Log day whatever: cant stop vomiting. Too much bulborb slop. Every time i puke the pick men scoop it up in their little hands and bring it to the ongion. Doesnt give them shit so idk

Captain’s Log, day probably seven: watched a red guy smack his face on a wall until they both crumbled. Buddy picked him up and hucked him in the ongion, popped out good as new. This plce is fucked. Miss my wife

Captain’s Log day million. There’s two dogs here. So thats a dub

Captain’s Log, Day Five or so: found a gigantic lemon. Drank a lot of caterpillar juice. Fuckin instestings hoit. I miss my wife

Woag fuck im on a big planet. Shit is big and all that stuff. I hope i dont find any pick man