The Merc With a Mouth

Deadpool! (he/him) the (not-so) one and only merc with a mouth, regenerating degenerate, and any other nickname or insult people call me!

main tags ;

#wade yaps ; my main tag! for all the dp goodness <3

#team red ; for me, dd, and spidey stuff (its totally a thing trust)

#dadpool ; for when i am a totally amazing and never once failing father to my darling children (yes i have children shut up)

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send all the asks and questions you weird fucks want! i'll try to get to them all, or i won't, we'll see how i feel <3

Eggplant monster flashbacks from the comics

Uhhhh

Gaygayhomosexualgay Spider-Man.

was on a job and ACCIDENTALLY got eaten by this BIIIIGGG fuckin monster thing and it chewed me pretty good yk so i took a biiitt longer to regenerate and then i had to fish my phone back out of its shit