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IN LOVE

“I love you. I’m sorry.”

“I know you don’t feel the same way.”

“I don’t want to be friends.”

“Why can’t you just give me a chance?!”

“How could you pick him/her/them over me?”

“Don’t you get it? It’s because I love you!”

“Just one date. Coffee? Please?”

“Can we please pretend I never said that?”

“Friendzoned again.”

“I want you to be happy, with or without me.”

“You should’ve loved me when you had the chance.”

“I’m a nice person! Why can’t I get dates?”

“I don’t want to be just friends with benefits anymore.”

“Fuck you for toying with my emotions like that.”

“I was there for you when no one else was!”

“Please don’t tell anyone about this.”

“Alright – I can tell a ‘no’ when I hear it.”

“I’m sorry I acted so creepy.”

“Can’t we just give us another chance?”

“I love you. I know you don’t love me, so don’t say it back.”

“You don’t have to say anything, if you don’t want. I just thought you should know.”

“I don’t love him/her/them. I love you.”

“God, please don’t tell my wife/husband/spouse about this.”

“Can I have just one kiss?”

“Fuck. It’s like what they say – nice guys finish last…”

“I knew that’d be your answer. That’s why I never told you before.”

“I’m tired of keeping this secret. Even if you don’t love me back.”

“When I said I loved you, I meant it.”

“Is there any part of you, deep down, that might love me back?”

NOT

“I’m sorry, I just don’t see you that way.”

“I don’t owe you anything!”

“We can be friends instead.”

“I don’t feel as strongly for you as you do for me.”

“If you bring up the friendzone, this conversation is over.”

“I love you, just not in that way.”

“Thanks so much for understanding.”

“You’ll find somebody else.”

“I hope we’ll still be friends after this.”

“No means no, so stop asking!”

“I thought you were my friend.”

“This isn’t a debate. I said no.”

“I don’t think we’d be compatible.”

“Look at this realistically – can you honestly see any scenario where we’d date and not kill each other?”

“You’re only saying that because you’re freaking out.”

“I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.”

“What?!”

“What are you talking about? You’re married!”

“You’re in a relationship with another person – you know this can’t end well.”

“You’re more like a sibling, to be honest.”

“I’m flattered, I just don’t…”

“Wow. I mean – wow. Sorry, I’m just – just really shocked, is all.”

“You were the one that left all those notes for me?”

“We agreed this was just physical!”

“There’s a reason we didn’t work out the first time.”

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dark themes edition. ( trigger warning for mentions of murder, etc.)

“ how long have you been doing this?”

“ and this ‘something,’ it makes you kill things?”

“ have you ever wanted to kill something else?”

“ it’s going to make you want to kill, and you can’t help that.”

“ what are you?”

“ choose what… or WHO you kill.”

“ you gimme the fucking creeps.”

“ you don’t want to do this to me.”

“ put the knife down, ___.”

“ jesus christ that hurt!”

“ and then it hits me. it’s not me, it’s you. there’s something wrong about you.”

“ i should’ve listened to him/her. something’s wrong about you.”

“ that’s the kind of shit i used to fall for when i thought you liked me.”

“ you’re connected to this thing.”

“ maybe you didn’t do it, but i’m gonna find out. and some of what i find is gonna stick to you.”

“ ___, come on. for christ’s sake, cut the shit! it’s me!”

“ i should shoot you.”

“ for god’s sake let me out of this shit and quit acting like a fucking lunatic.”

“ goddamn it. come on, ___. snap out of it!”

“ ___ should see this. s/he was right about you.”

“ of course, neither one of us could manage that with real feeling. after all, we can’t actually feel anything, can we?”

“ we’ve both spent our lives playing a part. moving through this world reciting lines and pretending we belong in a world made for human beings, and never really human ourselves.”

“ have you done any reading on monsters like us?”

“ this happened, ___. the chain saw, the flying body parts, the … blood—”

“ we both suffered a classic traumatic event. it made me what i am—and i had a thought that it might do the same for you.”

“ you have to listen and do as i say. you have to. you should know that. it’s important.”

“ it’s a terrible mess, isn’t it?”

“ open them. open your eyes. open them NOW.”

“ look. or i will cut your eyelids right off your face.”

“ i am a very neat monster.”

“ oh, what a madcap little monster i’ve been.”

“ If i am ever careless enough to be caught, they will say i am a sociopathic monster, a sick and twisted demon who is not even human.”

“ yes, beg me. that’s good. much better.”

“ i understand perfectly. you see, i can’t help myself either.”

“ can’t? i don’t think i know that word.”

“ you are mine now. do exactly as i say.” 

“ be good and you will live longer.”

“ oh, dear, are we being squeamish? after what happened?”

“ how did you know i would want to? you couldn’t really know.”

“ it’s a little bit of a shock the first time, isn’t it?”

“ killing makes me feel good.”

“ i enjoy my work; sorry if that bothers you. but there it is. and it’s not just ANY killing, of course. it has to be done the right way, at the right time, with the right partner—very complicated, but very necessary.”

“ i don’t want the cops to catch every serial killer out there. then what would i do for a hobby?”

“ there are plenty of people who deserve it.”

“ really? even after the new kill last night?”

“ imagine how it would’ve felt if i had killed you.”

“ i might have had to kill him/her.”

“ really, now: if you can’t get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?”

-“You’re going to save them and for what? They don’t appreciate you!”

-“You spill your blood for this city/village and for what? So they can never know the name of the man/woman who saved their miserable lives?”

-“How many times are you going to bleed for them?”

-“Aren’t you tired yet? Haven’t you had enough?”

-“Despair, misery, and chaos. It’s like air to me. But to watch them suffer is much more entertaining.”

-“Look at their miserable lives and tell me what you see. They’re just begging for you to end them.”

-“You’re conflicted I can see it. You don’t want to be the hero but you’re not evil enough to be the villain. So what are you?”

-“You can’t be nothing because you have to be something.”

-“You can’t be nobody you have to be somebody. They need you. Help them.”

-“You’ve shed enough blood. It’s time to stop. You’ve avenged their deaths enough.”

-“You’ve fought until your face was bloody, your ribs cracked, and your soul broken. How much more can you give to them!”

-“You won’t be satisfied until your dead.”

-“This city/village has torn you apart. They don’t deserve anymore saving.”

-“You’d give your soul to them? They won’t ever be satisfied until you’re dead.”

-“You give and you give and give when is it your turn to take?”

-“You’ll burn this city/village to the ground. Murder its people. And then will you be satisfied?”

-“I can’t watch you tear yourself apart anymore for these people.”

-“You’re cruel.”

-“You’ve been caught. There’s nothing more you can do so why are you still fighting?”

-“It’s over. It was a long war filled with countless bodies and bloodshed. So stop…it’s over.”

-“I know you. You aren’t this terrible person people see you as and made you become. There’s still some light within you. I see it…”

-“What has the world done to you to make you feel this broken that you feel the need to hurt other people?”

-“You hurt others because they hurt you.”

-“I can see the torment within you. I can especially tell by the way you mangle the bodies of your enemies.”

-“You don’t owe people anything else.”

-“You’re like the sun and moon. You can either be the light that guides peoples lives to a better world. Or you can be the moon and darken their world. Or- you can be an eclipse and be a little bit of both good and evil.”

-“What do YOU want to become?”

-“You’re the only one who can give others hope.”

-“If it wasn’t for you we’d all be dead.”

-“The histories will never know who really saved us because he/she didn’t want to be known as a hero.”

-“Don’t die for our selfish selves.”

-“You brought this upon yourself.”

-“You can either save lives or take them. So which is it? Who will you become?”

-“You say you’d burn the city/village to the ground. But what happens when you’re standing on a pile of ash and smoke with no subjects to rule?”

-“Your mentor molded you to be a monster.”

-“Your mentor molded you to be a beckon of hope for others.”

-“They will never bow to you.”

-“You’re nothing but a usurper from a foreign place to us. We will never call you King/Queen.”

-“You hide behind a mask all the time and I don’t mean the one upon your face.”

-“Of all the things to have happened to you are you still capable of love?”

-“You were born a villain but you will die a hero.”

-“You were born a hero but will die a villain.”

-“You’ve changed since we first met. You’re becoming something I don’t recognize anymore.”

-“You’re no longer a man. You’re a beast.”

-“Greatness was thrust upon you but you decided not to take it. Why?”

-“We don’t choose these roles they just happen.”

-“I won’t watch you die.”

-“What are you fighting for?”

-“Fates can be changed there’s still time.”

-“Your fate isn’t set in stone.”

-“There’s pain in my chest every time I see you in anguish.”

-“You never meant anything to them. So you turned into the thing they feared the most to leave an impression upon them.”

-“I wish you could see your worth.”

-“Your life is not worth the weight of gold they will pay you for helping them.”

-“I won’t watch you become someone I don’t recognize.”

-“I can’t even say who are you becoming because I don’t even know what you are anymore.

-“When they write of your history they will say it began on this day.”

not crying for weeks and weeks on end til one day breaking down over something not actually worth getting upset for

not being able to tell if your feelings for people are platonic or romantic or if you’re just lonely 

instead of caring too much not caring at all about anything 

not being able to process anything going on in your life and when you try your brain stalling out

losing your train of thought every five seconds so when you try to have a conversation having to pause and remember what you were trying to say 

word vomiting