Konyyl, the Best Troll.

KONYYL:

Headcanon A: Her lusus is Bearlion mom (Aysha said on her CuriousCat that Konyyl’s lusus would either be a bear or a lioness so I was like hey why not both) So basically a lioness with the legs, claws and snout of a bear.

Headcanon B: She can’t whistle. She phones up Azdaja one day and hangs up when she finds out he can whistle.

Headcanon C: While she has no problem killing people, she’s put on-edge and made VERY uneasy if she hears someone crying over a corpse. It makes her imagine if Azdaja found her dead, or if she found Azdaja dead.

Headcanon D: She meets Roxy on Earth C or in the dream bubbles. Roxy says “awww who’s a pretty kitty?”. Konyyl at first is grumpy but soon lays herself across Roxy’s lap so she can get scritches.

AZDAJA

Headcanon A: He’s a very egotistical flirt. However, he only flirts with others in the quadrant he and Konyyl aren’t currently in. He’s loyal.

Headcanon B: He’s amazing at dancing, although he doesn’t like to dance when people are watching him.

Headcanon C: Due to Konyyl mentioning that he fainted the first time he killed someone, I imagine that the smell of flesh burning due to his psii powers makes him recall that first time and thus start panicking.

FanTroll Inktober (Brinytrolls edition)

- OP being on TVtropes

- The fucking article name

- pre-retcon Karkat’s stupid ass argument that ends with Dave accusing him of communism and then winning Karkat Tantrum Bingo

- Karkat’s name is all caps, as if written in his quirk

- no last name given, no Vantas to be seen

- the quote is next to a picture but the picture is not of Karkat. the picture is of Rantaro Amami from Danganronpa V3

- The actual article begins with the sentence “Chairs are made to sit on.” in such a matter-of-fact way, while presenting the most obvious thing to ever qualify as a sentence about chairs