This wasn't in the books

Alec: I just want you to know that I used to think there was no man on earth good enough for Izzy. Simon: [smiles] Alec: ...and I still think that.

Clary: There’s something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you. Jace: … Clary: Can we kiss?

Isabelle: Being “overdressed” is a concept made up by people who don’t want you to look better than them. Alec: Alec: You’re literally wearing a full dress and make-up at a Denny’s at 3AM. Isabelle: And?

Jace: I’m into polyarmory. Isabelle: You mean polyamory, right? Jace, with multiple swords: What?

Alec: [reading quietly] Jace, upside down on a chair: Do you think stars have feelings?

Isabelle, talking to Jace on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? Jace: You bet! Isabelle: At what temperature? Jace: 535. Isabelle: That’s the clock. Jace: Isabelle: Jace: 536.

Alec: I’m not homophobic, but the LGBTQ+ community… kinda gay. Clary: Alec, you are dating a man. Alec: I’M JUST SAYING!

Simon, lying awake in bed: Hey, are you asleep yet? Isabelle: Yes. Simon: Oh, okay, I won’t bother you then. [two hours later] Simon: Wait a second-

Magnus: You’re a good friend, Ragnor. Ragnor: One of us has to be.

Simon: Based on statistical evidence, I am immortal. Alec: What statistical evidence? Simon: I haven’t died yet. Clary: I… don’t think that’s how it works. Jace: No, he’s got a point. Do you know how many times I’ve tried to kill him? This fucker will not die.

Clary: Jace would throw himself in front of a car for you. Alec: Jace would throw himself in front of a car just for fun.