Mercenary @the-merc-from-ror2 - Tumblr Blog

...today is my birthday....

I was dead during my birthday

drop--pop--candy

i keep having to block rp blogs bc they're all that's coming up in the tags im cryign

tree-un-detector

You would never block Onceler rp blog tree-un-detector right guys?

Right?

rainyydoves

i'll kill you with my bare hands.

the-king-official

I assume people block me for different reasons

rainyydoves

I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE SCISSORS.

the-king-official

I question your choice of weapon but sure, go off I guess

C'mon, you'd never block me, the lovable and iconic mercenary from risk of rain 2 right?

Would you go on a date with me?

A date? That's adorable~ But no. Never. Haven't you heard that I'm taken, connard?

Man you really must not be into them if you’re complimenting them

Are you seriously still on that? I mean, I don't like them. At all. I would rather die, or kill them.... could be fun...

Same, I’d help you but I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to kill an anon

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Would you go on a date with me?

A date? That's adorable~ But no. Never. Haven't you heard that I'm taken, connard?

#((why did you send this anon?

Man you really must not be into them if you’re complimenting them

Would you go on a date with me?

I’m literally aroace

Didn’t you read the intro post?

steviecrowdude

love is in the air? wrong. evil skull

kittppuccino

@the-merc-from-ror2 you? /silly

Uhhhhhhhh

Nope totally not holding a skull infront of a fire hologram to scare people nope why would I do that?

flashes you in the eyes with a flashlight

Too bad, I'm holding a book in front of my face to block the light!

Sure hope nobody fires a plunger at it and pulls it from my grip

what if i vacuumed you

It wouldn't do much because you haven't flashed me with your flashlight yet

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you should ask Enforcer or Mercenary or Bandit or Pilot on a date

Enforcer hates me.

Mercenary.

Bandit maybe.

Pilot is too young for me.

Yeah I’m aroace

You're also a walking red flag.

I’m not walking, I’m a ghost

I’m a *floating* red flag

*he sits there for an uncomfortable amount of time waiting for laughter*

.... that's just kinda sad dude.

Yeah……

you should ask Enforcer or Mercenary or Bandit or Pilot on a date

Enforcer hates me.

Mercenary.

Bandit maybe.

Pilot is too young for me.

Yeah I’m aroace

You're also a walking red flag.

I’m not walking, I’m a ghost

I’m a *floating* red flag

*he sits there for an uncomfortable amount of time waiting for laughter*

you should ask Enforcer or Mercenary or Bandit or Pilot on a date

Enforcer hates me.

Mercenary.

Bandit maybe.

Pilot is too young for me.

Yeah I’m aroace

I have made a discovery in risk of rain 2

@multitooled-sentient-robot

What is it?

I was looking through the logs of the lunar items and found something interesting for the one “transcendence”

Yeah I didn't understand any of that

We’re the “observers” guiding the survivors through the planet, despite to them, it being their first time. This isn’t a game but a bunch of alternate realities

Ohhhhh. So are there observers controlling us too?

Wait, you might be right

Hold on

Let me try something

What did med-e do with Rex?

I don't think they did anything with Rex, why?

I heard they attacked him, trying to get the dagger from him. But I have no idea how I know.

I am at least vaguely aware of what merc, false son, chef, and the guy who runs the UES helpline are doing at any given moment

Now that you are talking about it I do too, like how I haven't seen Merc1 all day yet I somehow know his cybernetics are malfunctioning.

...is the other merc there?

Yeah, and Enforcer, why?

Then that confirms that at least our knowledge is related

Ah, do you know that the old bandit is also back? I don't think either of us have talked to him.

Yeah… though he feels different and I think he has no memory of us before he arrived again a few days ago

What do you mean again? As far as I know this is the first time he's arrived here.

It’s… foggy

Which is weird because I’m a robot so my memory should be perfect

Well, since you knew something I didn't, I think we don't share a subconscious.

At least our thoughts are

…

When you see the tags of a tumblr post, do you ever read past the “((“

I usually don't read the tags, nobody has said anything important down there so I've viewed it as a waste of time so far.

The tags of your message just said “nah don’t worry they can’t do anything to us” with a “((“ before it. I think our “observers” communicate in the tags

Do you really think our observers would be so dumb to use the tags? It's probably just some trolls that guessed our passwords, which is still bad. I'm going to change my password and see if it gets rid of it.

Holy shit they just said they’re going to reset you!

I

Uh

Um

Observer. I challenge you to a fight.

What!? Alright I guess we're fighting now.

MUL-T's observer I'll fight you.

out-of-stars-and-thyme

So you want to fight the ones who controls you? Fine by me. I’ll make this quick.

halcyon-seeded-bison-enjoyer

I'm not scared of you, you cocksure puppeteer.

out-of-stars-and-thyme

Dont forget, I control several of your allies.

FALSE SON.

Merc2

...is it weird that I can barely breathe..?

..I feel like hell...

...help..?

Y’know, I could kill you now. It wouldn’t be hard. You wouldn’t be able to fight back. There wouldn’t be any witnesses.

I'd rather.. stay... alive..? better than dead...

...could you get me MED-E maybe...?

I’d be fair wouldn’t it. You killed me after all

…

But I wont. I can’t. People will notice your absence. People will find your body. They’ll blame me.

I wouldn’t be forgiven. You’ve killed people multiple times and they’ve forgiven you. I lashed out once at pilot and now he’s scared of me.

When Lake found my body, in the storage closet you were held in, with a stab wound from a sword. It isn’t hard to put two and two together. He cared about protecting you more than he did about me LITERALLY BEING DEAD.

It’s funny right? IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY ISN’T IT?

...

...you feel... invisible..? Uncared for..? Unloved..?

*he’s taken aback, obviously not expecting that response*

Yeah, I guess…

I-

…

What am I doing you don’t give a fucking shit about me.

...I don't... I just relate to you...?

how-

...

What are you trying?

...nothing...

*he sighs* look. I'll help you out in exchange for a favor, usable at a later date. Deal?

D-E-al...

*he gives you a bungus*

That should do the trick, for now

It’ll be hard to get you something better because Med-e went rogue

...h-ow..? *He lets out a sigh. * ...coul-d you at le-e-ast... get me Enforcer..?

Yeah it worships N’ukawhora . It attacked Rex and providence trying to get the dagger back

@hammer-of-justice

Get over here

“What now.. I was asleep…” *he isn’t wearing his suit for once, he’s that tired*

...I'm br-o-ken...?

“HOLY- WHAT HAPPENED?!” *He rushes over to Merc, grabbing and holding his hands*

...I.. dunno..?

*he's just lying on the floor, almost incapable of moving his body entirely. And to make it worse, he can barely breathe and everything hurts, in a way... *

*He scoops up Merc, bridal carrying him* “I could take you to Seeker? Or Artificer?”

Arti’s stuck in the void rn. I’d suggest talking to engi. I think it’s y6’s cybernetics

*He sighs* “We need to kill whatever entity is in charge of that hellhole. I’ll take him to Engineer.”

Agreed. Too bad we’re stuck in *this* hellhole

...merci... amour...

*he gives Enforcer a very weak pat on his shoulder as he carrys him, and eventually, Merc just falls asleep.*

So uh, if you don’t mind me asking, why him?

...uh.. he cares..?

#((I was talking to enforcer lol

Oh wait I thought you were asleep

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purpleoreo1

Mercenary animation

Has flashing lights

Yeah, that’s me

...is it weird that I can barely breathe..?

..I feel like hell...

...help..?

Y’know, I could kill you now. It wouldn’t be hard. You wouldn’t be able to fight back. There wouldn’t be any witnesses.

I'd rather.. stay... alive..? better than dead...

...could you get me MED-E maybe...?

I’d be fair wouldn’t it. You killed me after all

…

But I wont. I can’t. People will notice your absence. People will find your body. They’ll blame me.

I wouldn’t be forgiven. You’ve killed people multiple times and they’ve forgiven you. I lashed out once at pilot and now he’s scared of me.

When Lake found my body, in the storage closet you were held in, with a stab wound from a sword. It isn’t hard to put two and two together. He cared about protecting you more than he did about me LITERALLY BEING DEAD.

It’s funny right? IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY ISN’T IT?

...

...you feel... invisible..? Uncared for..? Unloved..?

*he’s taken aback, obviously not expecting that response*

Yeah, I guess…

I-

…

What am I doing you don’t give a fucking shit about me.

...I don't... I just relate to you...?

how-

...

What are you trying?

...nothing...

*he sighs* look. I'll help you out in exchange for a favor, usable at a later date. Deal?

D-E-al...

*he gives you a bungus*

That should do the trick, for now

It’ll be hard to get you something better because Med-e went rogue

...h-ow..? *He lets out a sigh. * ...coul-d you at le-e-ast... get me Enforcer..?

Yeah it worships N’ukawhora . It attacked Rex and providence trying to get the dagger back

@hammer-of-justice

Get over here

“What now.. I was asleep…” *he isn’t wearing his suit for once, he’s that tired*

...I'm br-o-ken...?

“HOLY- WHAT HAPPENED?!” *He rushes over to Merc, grabbing and holding his hands*

...I.. dunno..?

*he's just lying on the floor, almost incapable of moving his body entirely. And to make it worse, he can barely breathe and everything hurts, in a way... *

*He scoops up Merc, bridal carrying him* “I could take you to Seeker? Or Artificer?”

Arti’s stuck in the void rn. I’d suggest talking to engi. I think it’s y6’s cybernetics

*He sighs* “We need to kill whatever entity is in charge of that hellhole. I’ll take him to Engineer.”

Agreed. Too bad we’re stuck in *this* hellhole

...merci... amour...

*he gives Enforcer a very weak pat on his shoulder as he carrys him, and eventually, Merc just falls asleep.*