Bonjour, mes amis. Je suis Mercenary, LE Mercenary, de la Contact Light. And if your too incompetent to figure it out, that means "Hello, my friends. I am Mercenary, THE Mercenary, from the Contact Light." I almost died, survived, and now I'm here to remind you all that your completely worthless and insignificant. De rien, et au revior!
((Howdy hey! Here's a revise of the old thingy. Imagine being bored and roleplaying an arrogant swordsman online for fun.















