The Mental Archaeologist

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

i don’t understand “pushing 30” like that is so stupid. why am i pushing 30 away? fuck that, i am pulling 30. i love her, i want her tongue in my mouth

bc of art like that I was sure that wha was centered around doomed yaoi but it was found family with domestic yaoi on the side thank god

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight