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Your post about inexperienced Wesker seeking out sex with randos just to "prepare" himself for reader. Yeah. That's it. The man needs to be the best at everything, even though he wouldnt consider past lovers to be competition of any kind. What if Albert finds out reader is a virgin? After all his "research" (read: after combing through your whole life and past connections) he'd suspect it, but once you confirm it? He's absolutely elated. He can build you from the ground up, sexually.

Excuse me for my poor English.

AAAAAAA you get it, you do, Albert needing to be absolutely certain that he's the best even though he's sooo sure no one else will be able to compare anyways- I love him let's put him in the wood chipper

(and your English is phenomenal !!)

NSFT under the cut

FLUFF

[ pre-dating ]

• Before he even realizes what he feels, he believes he got a cold. Suo and Nirei have to explain it to him, and find joy in Sakura having a crush on someone. Sakura, bless his heart, ended up catching a cold from shock.

• Suo convinced him that the way to your heart would be food. He believes he can do it himself, yet fails miserably and burns them.

• Sakura got help and eventually does make the food correctly, but his delivery…he shoves the food in your arms with a burning red face and scurry’s off.

• Word gets around and everyone knows about Sakura’s crush in you, even Umemiya. Everyone except you knows, of course. Though everyone’s surprised you haven’t caught on, regarding the teasing they do to Sakura and how red his face turns.

• Sakura has to be convinced to not just ask you out on a whim with no gift by Kotoha, who says you deserve something nice.

• He eventually asks you out with a bouquet of your favorite flowers and snacks. You said yes (of course).

[ dating ]

• He has to adjust to being loved, in that he blushes so intensely you think he could have all types of fevers. Makes it a bit embarrassing when you’re trying to be affectionate.

• When you visit his house you notice his lack of…well, everything. So you buy him at least a few things he could use, like a pillow. And you get yourself your own dining ware for visits.

• You bring him food to his classroom when he forgets. His classmates will tease him when you leave, making his face turn bright red. He eats the food with thoughts of only you.

• Your first kiss was right after a fight. He saved a girl from being hurt and realized how easily you could be hurt, or worse. So right as he saw you, he immediately pulled you into a kiss. After a few seconds he realized what he was doing and jumped back a few feet burning red.

Got obsessed with the dynamic of these losers

Yelena Belova

Yelena is scarily lucid. She knows that how she feels is wrong, she knows she’s too obsessed but honestly she’s too far gone to do anything about it. She lived so long as a stranger to herself, as a stranger to love. Now that she has love, she’ll never go without it again. Yelena isn’t pushy, sure she’ll kidnap you but if you don’t want to talk to her you don’t have to, if you don’t want her near you then she’s content to watch from the other side of the room. She doesn’t need anything from you other than your presence. If you try to fight Yelena, she thinks it’s cute. You’re so weak and untrained compared to her. But she’ll let you tire yourself out, expertly dodging your clumsy hits and kicks. Letting you yell and scream and insult her until you’re panting and too tired to move anymore. Then she’ll pick you up and take you to bed so you can rest, all while she watches you fondly from the corner of the room.

John Walker

John is more lucid than most but unlike Yelena he isn’t content just watching or existing in the same space. He’s needy, he needs you to look at him and talk to him and touch him. Even if it’s looks of hatred and insults and punches, he takes all of it because it’s you doing it. He’s obsessed with physical touch, carrying you around when your legs feel like jelly from being tied up too long or slipping extra melatonin into your nightly vitamins just so you’ll forget you’re upset with him and let him hold you for real. He knows you hate him, but he assures both of you that you won’t hate him forever. Eventually if he’s good to you for long enough, you’ll love him as much as he loves you. He spent his entire adult life following orders, always putting the country and his unit above himself. Doesn’t he deserve to be selfish for once?

Bob Reynolds

Bob is…complicated. He’s lucid enough to know he’s wrong but whenever he tries to ignore his feelings, Sentry or Void start taking over. So he’s kind of stuck in his obsession even if he doesn’t want to be. He tries to be good for you, like in all the movies. He brings you flowers every day and tells you he loves you constantly. He trains hard to get his powers under control, to be able to protect you. He convinces himself that if he can just be good enough, that you’ll love him and forgive him for everything he’s done. Bob can’t hide how much it hurts when you yell at him or throw things at him. He just gets so sad and pathetic and all his Prince Charming aspirations go out the window. He crawls over to you and attaches himself like a leech, not letting you move an inch. He cries and he apologizes and he begs until lights flicker and the floor shakes.

Alexei Shostakov

This man might be the least lucid yandere ever. Not only is he convinced that his obsession is totally fine, he’s also convinced that you love him back even when you actually hate him. He may have gotten slightly less full of himself over the past few years but he’s still pretty egotistical to his core. Any escape attempts are taken as a game because you’re bored or a way for him to prove his skills to you so that you can make sure he’s still worthy. You really can’t do anything wrong in his eyes, even if you do something that he shouldn’t be able to rationalize like trying to kill him. He just blames himself instead of you. Trying to hurt him or fight against him is foreplay to him, he’d never force himself on you like that but he will tie you down for awhile while he…deals with his feelings. The one and only time he laments being a super soldier is when you manage to leave a pretty mark on him like a cut or a burn and then it heals without even a scar.

Ava Starr

She is the number one stalker on the team. There’s no such thing as privacy once she decides you’re the one. She’ll never give actual proof but she’ll tease and hint just enough that you’ll know she’s watching you. She loves to turn invisible and watch when you don’t know she’s there, she thinks you look the most beautiful when you’re not worrying about other people perceptions of you. She’s usually cognizant enough not to spy when you’re really vulnerable, like changing or showering. She does take souvenirs though, just little things you won’t miss. Like an almost empty lip balm or an old t shirt you threw out. She likes or phase into your room and sleep beside you. You’d never admit it but she sees how you relax in your sleep when she ghosts her fingertips across your cheek.

Antonia Dreykov

Antonia is gruff and unpracticed with matters of the heart. She doesn’t realize that her love is too intense until she’s already started following you everywhere, methodically eliminating anyone who bothers you and buying actual decorations and comforts for her room to ensure you’ll be happy when she bring you home. She treats you like a feral cat. She’ll slowly sit closer to you every few minutes until you lash out at her. She jots everything about you down in her little notebook as if she hadn’t already committed it all to memory. Everything is on a strict schedule, when you eat and sleep and spend quality time together. She’s near militant with it all believing structure will settle you faster. She’s painfully bad at comforting you or making you less afraid of her, the most you’ll get is her holding your struggling form on her lap while she whispers monotone platitudes. Antonia rarely if ever uses your actual name, just referring to you as ‘pretty’ instead.

Bucky Barnes

This guy just won’t leave you alone, at least he doesn’t ask for much…

Also I realise I draw yans/ y/ns tied up way too often help me 😭

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That’s Gonna Leave a Mark

(omg, this is hilarious XD especially as someone who wakes up to random bruises or scratches on her body. also, this one’s in headcanon(ish?) format becausssse yeah.)

(also, i’m very sorry i post stuff so infrequently! i’m super busy with assignments and stuff right now, but i’m working on it 😞)

Now what it as a thank you the player gives him a little kiss on the cheek before he dramatically falls back.

The grunts think he’s still angry but Phillipe somehow knows.

Ough, I absolutely LOVED that scene! And don’t even get me started on deliberately falling off to get a reaction out of Corbeau!

If I may add onto your scenario, anon, what if you deliver the kiss after riling him up? Just think about it: you’re smirking at the head of the Rust Syndicate, who looks like he’s about to burst a blood vessel as he clings for dear life to the balcony’s edge.

You fell a total of three times—THREE—and each time, the Rust Syndicate had to rebuild the human ladder.

Needless to say, Corbeau’s patience is wearing thin, and his back is practically giving out. Chest heaving sporadically and pupils the size of pinpoints, he hisses through clenched teeth that you had better not fall again, or your ass is his—assuming Lumiose even survives this, that is.

Of course, his threat goes in one ear and out the other, as you approach him with a smug grin, bending down so that your eyes can meet. Before you speak, you take a second to soak in Corbeau's wrecked appearance: his glasses are smudged and crooked, strands of hair fall in front of his face, and his usually immaculate suit is wrinkled and covered in grime. You laugh, assuring Corbeau that you won't purposefully fall off, but will instead do something much worse.

Corbeau's eyebrow shoots up.

Worse? What could possibly be worse than exercising his patience and laughing at his expense?

And then, you kiss him...

Finished Ticket Taker and the crew is finally all here!

Wanted TT to look like the most plain guy out of them all while still having interesting features (his design is kinda loosely based off of disguise he has at the coffee shop)

i like the idea that he looks older than he actually is but it’s mainly from how he styles and carries himself

not sure what would be his job but probably something related to either law or finances

tbh I am not sure about any of their jobs except Doctor as doctor (lmao) and Pierrot as baker in the coffee shop Ana works at to spend more time with her

Somebody did suggest for all of them to kinda live together like sitcom style but I am still not sure how to play off all of that in terms of when and how they all met and how old everyone is cause this AU would probably by nature would be less dark and more lighthearted since circus, monsters and human trafficking isn’t there (tho I am kinda tempted to make Jester have like a little cult for himself lmao)

Ume: Yeah, and it makes me really happy! I love helping people, and being someone other's can rely on and trust. ( ˶ˆ ᵕ ˆ˵ )

Rakta: ...

Ume: (˶• ◡ •˶) ?

Rakta: Are you single?