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"Doctor Lecter? What are you doing out in the rain?"

"I was wondering if you will dance with me." Your psychiatrist held out his hand.

"I don't know how."

Alien Boyfriend with a monster fucker Reader, except he's pathetically mundane and ridiculously human-like in everything but appearance.

Oh, you were thrilled when he first approached you, asking you to be his partner. The tall frame, additional limbs and downright horrific features had you shivering in anticipation. You could already picture yourself pounded into the nearest wall.

"Is this your experimenting lab," you asked with a knowing grin, dragging your hand across the foreign tools. Was he going to tie you up and use you as his pet?

"You could call it that if you'd like," he answered with mild confusion, "but I'm sure you're already familiar with the concept."

There was a ding, and he pulled a tray out of the nearest machinery.

"It's my kitchen. Care for some muffins?"

You made the tragic discovery that your alien suitor was a soft-hearted, friendly neighbor living the quiet suburb life. Where was the fear? The danger? Alas, the extraterrestrial being would do his best to give you what you wanted.

"Remember how you said I should become the leader of the masses with my terrifying powers?"

He stands before you proudly, the many rows of sharp teeth glistening in the light.

"Yeah?" you squirm in your seat, cheeks turning red.

"Well, you're looking at the new HOA president! I metaphorically destroyed them with my speech. Everyone voted for me."

RARITY SERIES [4/??]

[Sebastian Castellanos & Joseph Oda]

And the full version of this art!

Hiragi: Name one thing.

Sakura :French toast.

Umemiya:French fries.

Your post about inexperienced Wesker seeking out sex with randos just to "prepare" himself for reader. Yeah. That's it. The man needs to be the best at everything, even though he wouldnt consider past lovers to be competition of any kind. What if Albert finds out reader is a virgin? After all his "research" (read: after combing through your whole life and past connections) he'd suspect it, but once you confirm it? He's absolutely elated. He can build you from the ground up, sexually.

Excuse me for my poor English.

AAAAAAA you get it, you do, Albert needing to be absolutely certain that he's the best even though he's sooo sure no one else will be able to compare anyways- I love him let's put him in the wood chipper

(and your English is phenomenal !!)

NSFT under the cut

FLUFF

[ pre-dating ]

• Before he even realizes what he feels, he believes he got a cold. Suo and Nirei have to explain it to him, and find joy in Sakura having a crush on someone. Sakura, bless his heart, ended up catching a cold from shock.

• Suo convinced him that the way to your heart would be food. He believes he can do it himself, yet fails miserably and burns them.

• Sakura got help and eventually does make the food correctly, but his delivery…he shoves the food in your arms with a burning red face and scurry’s off.

• Word gets around and everyone knows about Sakura’s crush in you, even Umemiya. Everyone except you knows, of course. Though everyone’s surprised you haven’t caught on, regarding the teasing they do to Sakura and how red his face turns.

• Sakura has to be convinced to not just ask you out on a whim with no gift by Kotoha, who says you deserve something nice.

• He eventually asks you out with a bouquet of your favorite flowers and snacks. You said yes (of course).

[ dating ]

• He has to adjust to being loved, in that he blushes so intensely you think he could have all types of fevers. Makes it a bit embarrassing when you’re trying to be affectionate.

• When you visit his house you notice his lack of…well, everything. So you buy him at least a few things he could use, like a pillow. And you get yourself your own dining ware for visits.

• You bring him food to his classroom when he forgets. His classmates will tease him when you leave, making his face turn bright red. He eats the food with thoughts of only you.

• Your first kiss was right after a fight. He saved a girl from being hurt and realized how easily you could be hurt, or worse. So right as he saw you, he immediately pulled you into a kiss. After a few seconds he realized what he was doing and jumped back a few feet burning red.