Eh

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.

#’I NEED AN ADULT’ #’SHIT I AM AN ADULT’ #’I NEED AN OLDER ADULT’

I need adultier adult

#I NEED A BETTER ADULT

AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT

[ADULTING INTENSIFIES] 

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

i am an adult oh god make it stop

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

Not every day has to “count.” Some days, your purpose is to make it to the next one. That counts too.

Damn I needed this today.

Me too, thank you.

Mom told me once, “Always do your best. And always remember that some days your best is going to be just showing up. And that’s okay.”

Money is like toilet paper, you don’t care how much you use until you’re almost out.

Three years from now, the entire month of April will be 4/20