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@the-malewife-ever
FINAL ROUND: Gomez Addams [The Addams Family] vs. Olruggio [Witch Hat Atelier] vs. Samwise Gamgee [Lord of the Rings]
Gomez Addams
Olruggio
Samwise Gamgee
The title of the malewife ever is up for grabs, and every contestant has fought their way to the top three!
But who will win?
gongrats to gomez addams for being declared the malewife ever!
and gongrats to olruggio and samwise gamgee for getting second and third respectively!
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Who's a good Dog? You decide!
Alright guys, i know we all avoided this one because it breaks our hearts to watch dogs compete and thus have the possibility to lose, but we need to actually do something about the lack of Fictional Dog tournaments
so welcome one and all, to the Bracket for the Ultimate Good Dog!
Now some of you may note: what IS the system for what constitutes a good dog? How do we know who to vote for during a poll? well it's simple. Which one do you want to get more headpats and treats? that's the good dog you should vote for.
Rules:
Only fictional dogs allowed (mythological dogs ok)
It can be a wierd fantasy version of a dog as long as it's still called a dog (like 'hell hound' or 'Alien dog' are both acceptable so long as they are in-universe still called and thought of as dogs)
Wolves, coyotes, and other wild canines not applicable we're talking domestic creatures here
Anthropomorphic dogs are ok
Propaganda is allowed and encouraged but don't insult other dogs to do it
don't be wierd about this guys, it's a tumblr poll about dogs
deadlines are unpredictable and arbitrary, The Admin is working full time and is doing this for fun
Nominations are currently being held until April 15th
Automatic contestants are
Scooby doo, Snoopy, Mr Peabody, Snowy, and Courage
Blogs that this was inspired by @autismswagsummit @nonbinaryswagsmackdown @stachebracket @best-green-character @best-fictional-cat @bunnyrabbitbracket
Why is the poll giving 100.1 percent...?
im on mobile and therefore nothing is wrong forever and ever
FINAL ROUND: Gomez Addams [The Addams Family] vs. Olruggio [Witch Hat Atelier] vs. Samwise Gamgee [Lord of the Rings]
Gomez Addams
Olruggio
Samwise Gamgee
The title of the malewife ever is up for grabs, and every contestant has fought their way to the top three!
But who will win?
COME ON WITCH HAT NATION LETS GOOOOO
vote olruggio for malewifeyness that is off the fucking charts
i looked at the api again
it looks like all of them got less votes than oru round one. and serizawa round one as well. so can we really say this wasnt an oru sweep? it is to me.
^(results for the first round serizawa vs oru)
its an oru sweep in my heart
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you know what, that’s fair so congrats to gomez!! you can check out witch hat atelier on comicdays i think (official), otherwise mangadex. hope you like it
thank you!
and everyone, get some taste 🙄 [joke] go check out witch hat atelier!
what even is it about anyways, other than a man, his malewife, and their four daughters
fun birthday fact! did you know that each day a million babies are born in the united states alone?
i did not see this!
happy late birthday to the million birthday twins of mine :)
The respectful profile pic change means a lot, the malewife of the multiverse deserved so much more
eeaao is my favorite movie, only behind the princess bride. the malewife of the multiverse DID deserve so much more. 4th place isnt so bad though!
So... you reading Witch Hat Atelier after this contest, OP?
where do i read it! i do not know where. i might go out and buy them if theyre good enough
anyways if you guys love me youd go and follow @blueandgreentournament ill be running that soon :) stay fresh!
im not sure what to do with this account, though. should i do a minor bracket? like the unpopular characters that only got one or two votes?
or maybe itd be where people can vote on whether a character is a malewife from descriptions given by submitters, since a lot of you guys said that picks i chose werent malewives [please chalk it up to me not knowing the series, like howl o1]
what do you think, though?
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FINAL ROUND: Gomez Addams [The Addams Family] vs. Olruggio [Witch Hat Atelier] vs. Samwise Gamgee [Lord of the Rings]
Gomez Addams
Olruggio
Samwise Gamgee
The title of the malewife ever is up for grabs, and every contestant has fought their way to the top three!
But who will win?
COME ON WITCH HAT NATION LETS GOOOOO
vote olruggio for malewifeyness that is off the fucking charts
Neff, give it up. We did our best, it is over. We gained second place, rest now my Yuri Warrior.
i dont know what this means and im scared
FINAL ROUND: Gomez Addams [The Addams Family] vs. Olruggio [Witch Hat Atelier] vs. Samwise Gamgee [Lord of the Rings]
Gomez Addams
Olruggio
Samwise Gamgee
The title of the malewife ever is up for grabs, and every contestant has fought their way to the top three!
But who will win?
are you telling me samwise gamgee isn't a homestuck character. have I been confusing a tolkein with a homestuck this whole time. i am going to commit seppuku posthaste. tell my malewife i love her
this is absolutely the best reblog on this account. samwise gamgee doesnt even fit the troll naming scene
FINAL ROUND: Gomez Addams [The Addams Family] vs. Olruggio [Witch Hat Atelier] vs. Samwise Gamgee [Lord of the Rings]
Gomez Addams
Olruggio
Samwise Gamgee
The title of the malewife ever is up for grabs, and every contestant has fought their way to the top three!
But who will win?
okay, okay. I think we can all agree that these top 3 are all good husbands.
So now you must ask yourself: who is the most “wife” of the group?
the correct answer is this man and his child-bearing hips
FINAL ROUND: Gomez Addams [The Addams Family] vs. Olruggio [Witch Hat Atelier] vs. Samwise Gamgee [Lord of the Rings]
Gomez Addams
Olruggio
Samwise Gamgee
The title of the malewife ever is up for grabs, and every contestant has fought their way to the top three!
But who will win?
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
when will the world learn the difference between malewife, househusband, wife guy, and babygirl (male). this is a venn diagram, folks. take notes!
(bless you btw for your service of making this page 🫡🫡🫡🫡)
o7 godspeed gentlemen (gender neutral)
my birthday is today btw. if you guys even care. im running a poll about malewives and the malewives are losing horribly. the economy is in shambles and it is my birthday i am just a birthday boy
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊 EVERYBODY SEND THEM SOME LOVE 💖
it is my birthday and i got sweeped by saiki k. thank you saiki k [party horn sfx]
