Enfp Princess

there was a time when i was one of those gifted kids who had a lot of potential but now i’m just an average layabout who has more random knowledge about useless shit than practical skills and honestly i’m having a great time

you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all

the future is here

Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll

The prophecies are true

#HAIL THE MYSTICS WHO CAME BEFORE US #CHANTING MIGHTILY FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS #YAHOOOooooOOO

2017 is like 6 months away and I still think 2007 was 3 years ago

Is this Heathers?

@joeand159

Conserve energy by cooking your food with body heat