Greapster

I love drunk me, I saved every single meme I came across so I could look at them when I actually understood them

SO. AFTER TEXTUNG MY FRIEND. I HAD HIS THUMB IN MY MOUTH APPAREBTKY. AND IM GONNA GET SMASHED /AGAIN/ WITH HIM TOMORROW

"Why do you wait until I'm out of the house so you can text me to ask me things?" My mom asks, in the midst of yelling at me

I had a dream where Wade Wilson himself told me I'm not unlovable I'm feeling.... dare I say... valid

It really grinds my mcfuckin gears when ace people say "Nononono! I have sex with my partner because I love them and I love being close with them and it makes us happy!" Like,, ah yes. You caught us. Us filthy allo gays have no feelings and have sex just to be icky and disgusting. I actually hate my boyfriend. It's all hateful stranger sex if you're not ace.

I'm really glad my post ab Peter Parker not being cishet bc he wore a NASA shirt is my first ever post to get this much attention and also that nobody has made fun of it or anything, and the most "discourse" that's happened on the post was someone saying they didn't understand the joke bc NASA shirts don't make you non cishet (but I explained n we worked it out!!)

"I love fall and winter because I don't have to shave!!!!" Buddy I've got some good news for you.

(Tw: anorexia mention) I recently found out one of my closest friends is anorexic. I'd be really grateful is anyone who has dealt with/is dealing with anorexia could give me some tips of how/how not to support and help her during this?? Thank you