Strange bug, higher bug...you have a great weight on your shoulders...let us read your claw, old one...
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@the-great-tellerbug
Strange bug, higher bug...you have a great weight on your shoulders...let us read your claw, old one...
-Tellerbeing, Act 3 to Hornet

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H-holy shit. Um. H-hello dear mothkin. We have a worry, a rahter big worry both literally and figuratively.
The Blackwyrm may be our uncle and we do not want to think about it for now. Do you have a spa we can just...relax in? Comfortably?
We have not been in a spa since our days in Hallownest. We are around four Red Maidens high. Please we really need to calm down.
- @the-great-tellerbug
Oh, but of course!
*Rosy leads them to one of the more comfortable rooms, a small spa with lovely little gemstone decorations all over*
Do enjoy your rest, kekeke. If you need anything, feel free to give me a holler! From bath bombs to scented candles, I'm able to provide just about anything you'd need!
Thank you... Rosy? Yes. We believe that is your name.
We think we just need to relax in the steam... to forget. Ugh.
[Teller slides further into the spa, only his head and antennae poking out from the steaming water.]
...Have you ever felt like a connection with another just feels... wrong? Like it should not be, even though it is?
...
"Elysia!"
"I'm coming mother! I-im getting my broach on! You know I like to wear it when we see Thistlewind!"
"It doesn't take this long to put on a broach, hurry for wyrm's sake!"
...
"Did you remember your tram pass?"
"I-I forgot it...sorry."
"Oh for wyrm's-- if you didn't put on that stupid broach you wouldn't have-- oh, just forget it. I can buy a temporary one.
"Now come along. Don't slip in a puddle and ruin your dress."
@thehollowmite
Oh our stars. Oh holy shit. We're fucked, even. The Blackwyrm is technically our uncle. Holy shit.

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Hath I ever mentioned I recently started a sock collection?
i think you are associating too closely with hungry fat-asses
I art a "hungry fat-ass", cunt. And there is one certain way to cure hunger...
You do not even wear clothes???????
Neither dost thee when Spider is present.
Could not be me.
...spider. What in the name of all things silk-spun are you wearing.
We believe those are called Jays, silken child.
Fortune Telling Tier List:
F Tier -- Groal The Great.
They came to us to ask for divine guidance on their plans, to see their outcome. Back before they became bloated they were a scrawny little fellow so we weren't afraid of them. I told them their plan would succeed, but they would be killed by a weaver of half part. They left, rather angrily and came back a month later thrice the size and shot a soul at us. They also stink of bile.
C Tier -- Zote.
This was at the beginning of my clairvoyant career, when we were leaving Hallownest at the beginning of the infection's resurgence. It was about halfway to Pharloom when we came across a rather foolhardy young bug who was convinced his blade could slice our elytra. We read his fortune -- he was destined for "greatness". We lied to him. He left us be. We wonder where he is now...
B Tier -- A Conductor
Not long before the last Conductor of Pharloom disappeared, one appeared in our cave.
They asked for, once again, divine guidance. He wanted to have security in the fact he was not going to die any time soon and he was, in fact, the best! They really said that! Haha... anyway, we told him that wasn't going to happen. He ordered some choristers to chip our elytra and cut our wings so we could never fly again! Haha! He didn't know we lost feeling there, we had to feign pain! Despite the injuries, it was wonderful to see them squirm in anger.
A Tier -- Child of Weaver and Wyrm
We remember her, Princess Hornet. We saw her on the balcony of the White Palace once, and never thought to talk to her in person, until lots of our visions included her. We were destined to meet eventually. During the Void Rise, she came to visit us for a reason she explained. We read her, and she (using a shamanic tune) read us. Our memories are most private and it felt a bit strange but still. The Heir of Hallownest.
S Tier -- The Silken Siblings
Early in the reign of the Weavers, a peculiar little construct and an even smaller one asked us for our guidance.
The eldest asked us whether their feelings were right. For so long they had hated wearing what their mother (or creator, we assume) forced them to wear. They thought they were impure, that they were not worthy of love from their creator as they did not think they fit the label they were given. We have some experience in the matter of... dysphoria, and we tried to help them through it. They came back a few times after, some times with their sibling, sometimes without. They figured out what they were. We are happy for them.
We saw their sibling a few times after, never got their name. She was always too keen to change the subject when I mentioned the eldest.
I hope the eldest is alright now. Wherever they are.
[The gread paw boops you.]
A-agk!
[Tellerbug flinches and braces for impact. He then realises that. Wow. A soft claw?? And a big one at that? He's in heaven.]
Oh...ahh...
[He holds the paw to his chest and cuddles it. They've had a long day of telling and he honestly needs it.]
Ahh... thank you mysterious paw...we needed this.
[Two paws!!!!!]
[He accepts the second paw with grace, and sort of lies on his back, still holding the two paws closely. They look tired. The soft paws aren't helping him stay awake, but that's not an issue.]
Ahh... *yawn* think you, mysterious paws. We should...we should sleep now... *yawn*
[Tellerbug drifts off, purring slightly. It's obvious he's not had such comfort as this in a while.]
[The gread paw boops you.]
A-agk!
[Tellerbug flinches and braces for impact. He then realises that. Wow. A soft claw?? And a big one at that? He's in heaven.]
Oh...ahh...
[He holds the paw to his chest and cuddles it. They've had a long day of telling and he honestly needs it.]
Ahh... thank you mysterious paw...we needed this.
*gives you a horse and an infant*
Wha--
WHAT ART WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?
We art not cut out to be a parent to a child or animal as of yet. We might actually kill them by accident.
P-please come back mite. Come back?
Please?

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"OOH! OOH! A TELLERBUG! Can you read my fortune? Pleeeeease?"
- @painterbug-ganryo
Ohhoho, calm down, painted bug! Usually we require a small fee to keep ourselves going but we shall make an exception for you! Let's see here.
[Teller places his large claw into Ganryo's mask, in-between her eyes. He closes his.]
Dear kingdoms above, you are quite the creative...as is most of your species, we reckon? We have not seen many of your type, but there is an air of wonder about you...
Ah, you come from lands afar...Aclen Mines? We say, we have never heard a kingdom with such a peculiar name...and...oh...
The floral infection. It...it drove you out of your home. We suppose we are rather alike in that sense...foreign infections making us leave the comforts of our past lives...
You...you are destined to meet a bug. Tall, pointed mask...quite the handyman. You haven't ever heard of an Axel, have you? He lives in the south of this bay. He came here often as a child.
That's...all we can get. Do come back, however. The future can be altered by present actions, dear Ganryo.
mmm... bug testosterone...
T FOR THE MIGHTY
TROBBIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
await Γ°y turn, overeager monologist
G (Brother say H!)
H .... (why??)
We--
I
Oh...oh our stars...
A battle has begun. Ancient enemies... wyrmkin. The White and the Steel.
...
We must stay patient. Their futures are unclear. We shall listen out for their throws.

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What is this... wawoo movement? We fear we may be commenting on this to late, but... what is it?
We will partake in the phenomena, regardless.
Wawoo.
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"wawoo!"
wa of the woo