collection of words/things that I like

instead of an angel and a devil on my shoulder i have tom servo and crow t robot and both of them are making snide remarks about my problems

little miss normal didn't hear what the group was talking about because she hasn't stopped reminiscing internally about how good it felt when she successfully managed to say her joke at the right time to make everyone laugh 30 minutes ago

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

unfortunately ive been talked over and ignored my whole life so if you let me talk/rant to you for more than five minutes at a time i will get an unhealthy emotional attachment

I realized that I actually do watch a fair amount of movies. Unfortunately for me, said films are absolute trash being riffed by people from the upper Midwest.

when you finish a chapter and realize that one character is just your own personality inserted into dialogue so now you have to start over

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

You can sing OR you can play basketball. You can't do both. Never think that

When you were homeschooled and you don't know if an interaction is Normal(tm) or Not Normal(tm)

grown woman who is addicted to a coolmathgame