My secret obsession

Back when there were Craigslist hookups years ago, I had my best encounter that made me realize something about pleasuring another man.  It’s not about strength or how attractive another man is…it’s the skills and what they’re willing to do to please you.

Patrick responded to my ad with a pic with a familiar face, I had seen him on the dating apps but never paid attention to him.  Maybe he was slightly above average looking, beefy, and had a kind face.  His expression was innocent, yet masculine without trying to be fake which read like—can I take care of your load?  What really got me was the dark red shirt he was wearing in the pic…A Levi’s logo was front and center.  

His reply had revealed his name and number, so I did a quick FB search which revealed a matching profile and different pics of the same guy.  I wasn’t sure, but the guy’s shirt was really getting to me.  It was worth a try, so I commented on his shirt and asked if he wore Levi’s jeans.

“Yeah.”

Would you wear them?

“Yeah, I can.”

That sealed the deal and I gave him my address.  When he arrived, he was wearing the same shirt and Levi’s jeans.  We chatted for a bit, he was definitely kind and had a calming effect on me.  I learned he had run a carpet cleaning business in San Francisco and that was a turn on, but I wasn’t about to reveal my vacuum interest and potentially turn the guy off.  Guys I felt the most comfortable with were brought upstairs to my bedroom loft, others took care of business right there in my living room right where they entered.  This guy was definitely coming up to my bedroom.

I sat on the edge of my bed and he kneeled on the floor in front of me.  I had no idea he’d provide one of the best blowjobs I’d ever have.  The talking was over and it was now up to him to show me what he wanted to do.  He gently undid my clothes to reveal my throbbing cock.  He seemed to enjoy the reveal like it was something special.  Paused to study and compliment my cock.  He was very gentle and kind.  It was almost as if he couldn’t believe I had invited him over, but clearly, he loved doing this.  

His mouth opened and he began the extraction.  Slow and steady, gentle and kind just like his demeanor.  He wasn’t a cocksucker, it wasn’t about the suction—he was draining me.  The tingling I felt in my stomach just above my cock was literally pulled in to my cock towards his mouth.  His gentle mouth was coaxing my body to do all the work for him.  All my energy was slowly steadily flowing to his mouth and down the drain.  Energy and tingling in other parts of my body I hadn’t felt before met the same fate.  I was trying to make it last longer because it felt so good, but he really was physically absorbing my will to hang on.  

My body began to quiver as he consumed the last bits of energy I had left.  He had taken nearly everything.  Then all that was left was the barrier holding in the tank of my kids.  With no energy left and his gently coaxing mouth, all it would take was little bit of suction to remove the dam holding back my kids.  It had all happened faster than I thought.

With that thought, my body gave in as he consumed what was left of my soul.  My tank opened and began to pulse out all the contents of my kids into the carpet cleaners mouth and he swallowed everything calmly with ease as I moaned and yelled “fuuuuuk.”  He had been a good carpet cleaner and had cleaned me up real good, no wet mess to speak of.  He had drained every square inch of my body, and drained my tank dry swallowing everything.  

When he rose he calmly complimented me and let me know that he enjoyed everything.  He didn’t look the least bit tired.  Out the door he went as if nothing had happened.  He wasn’t a cocksucker—he was a soul drainer.  He calmly enjoyed what he was doing, he did what I asked, he wanted to please me so I would succumb to his satisfaction of draining everything my body held.  

I first decided to vacuum another man more than a decade ago when Craigslist still had the “hookup” area.  I was nervous and turned on by making my first ever hookup…vacuuming another man.  I had no idea what I was doing.  I included pics of me vacuuming my boner thru my jeans and some erotic description.  I figured no one would be interested and that it was too weird.  There were maybe two responses, one was an unsure flake and the other definitely serious.  I learned quickly from my first vacuuming hookup what to do differently.  

I'm not picky, but the guy was butt-fuck ugly.  Imagine Austin Powers, but short fat, burned up face by the sun, and teeth missing like he was a jackolantern.  His pic was of him, but the reality was much worse.  Unfortunately, I had stupidly given him my unit number and it was then that I realized that if I did this again, I would need to meet guys at the entrance to my complex before inviting them in.  Since it was my first time, I didn’t know what to do or how to get him to leave, so I figured why not suck him off with the vacuum anyway?

I was pretty turned off by this guy.  I thought—Let’s just get this over with, I’d never done this before anyway.  I didn’t need to impress him.  So I started playing with him using my vacuum.  First I started vacuuming him through his clothes, and then I connected a wider vacuum hose and tied him up as much as I could with the vacuum hose.  It was mostly wrapped around his legs.  When the suction made contact with something, the hose tightened instantly like a boa constrictor.  My vacuum cleaner had variable suction, but I had forgotten it was on full power.  We were both surprised at the response and he definitely winced and struggled uncomfortably.  He might’ve said “ow that hurts” at one point.  The ribs of the hose tightening was probably pulling on his leg hairs, lol. I then started sucking up various items off his body.  The hose would tighten and loosen and he could feel the items getting sucked through the hose around his body until they ended up in the vacuum.

I tried to see if I could vacuum the cum out of him since I was reluctant for his clothes to come off.  A this point, he was definitely hard, but what I was doing wasn’t ending it.  So some clothes came off and I started using the hose extension to gobble up his balls and take in his smallish penis.  The hose extension was clear and wider, and fortunately could take his size no problem (which I later learned doesn’t fit most guys).  That did the trick.  As soon as I removed the extra vacuum hose from trying to drain him, he cummed very quickly and quite a bit…probably the fastest I’ve ever witnessed.  It was interesting, but not satisfying for me.  He wanted to kiss, be more physical, and chat (he was lonely)…since I wasn’t having any of that, I politely sent him on his way.