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MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."