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My brain is forcing me to do strange things.

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New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.
Okay now what do I name her
O’sha.
Obviously
THAT’S PERFECT
I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS
That’s my goddess. 👍🏻
May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly.
And good steel. Always good steel.
May your steel deliveries be always on time and your rebar strong
I’m just gonna…. put this here…..
hope you don’t mind
You know how you occassionally find a nugget of gold on this hellsite? Found one.
May the blessings of O'sha give you both strength and flexibility.
1000 posts!
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.
If you do not reblog this you are in fact lying.
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They're so adorable omg 🥹🥹🥹🫶🫶🫶

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Kalim Al-Asim: By Luck or by Fate
Michael Jackson ass fit
I just noticed that Kalim’s pose is similar to Jamil’s… The shorts are throwing me off a bit, and I can’t help but think of Youngster Joey from Pokémon. “I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!”
NOT KALIM BEING A GACHAPON PLAYER IN HIS VIGNETTES 💀 Let’s pray he doesn’t discover microtransactions—
Let them eat cake.
There’s something magical about the moment right before breakage.
The air tenses, charged with anticipation. Your breath, held. Your hopes, clenched. It feels like the entire world is waiting for the plot twist, the beat to drop, the roller coaster to plummet, filling your bloodstream with adrenaline. And then you twist, cracking the plastic shell, and the capsule is open—its contents, finally revealed to you.
The spoils of 37 consecutive rolls litter the table. Many of the capsule toy animals—elephants, peacocks, monkeys, parrots—circle Kalim’s plate. Tiny hourglasses and replicas of dondurma—stretchy ice-cream, pulled by a spoon—sit in neat rows. And the crown jewel of it all, Kalim’s beloved two-jumped golden camel, perches on the rim of his dessert glass filled with blue jelly, as if it has stopped on its desert trek to drink cool, sweet water from an oasis.
(You can already imagine Jamil popping a blood vessel when he learns about Kalim’s haul. A problem for future you to deal with.)
“I didn’t take you to be into gacha,” you comment, stirring your cup of cider jelly.
“Yeah, it’s super fun! You never know what might come out, your heart’s beating a million times a minute—and it’s a big rush when you’ve completed the entire set!!” Kalim grins, his eyes sparkling like garnets soaking up the sunshine.
Oh god, he’s completely hooked.
You try to steer the conversation down a different path. “So… you like the unpredictability of it?”
“Yeah, it’s really different than what I’m used to. I can usually walk in, point at what I want, and buy it on the spot. Once, my dad bought an entire toy store for one of my younger siblings’ birthdays.
“Since you can’t pick and choose with capsule toys, they’re exciting! Every one is a new surprise.”
I guess ‘surprise’ isn’t something he comes by often. It feels like almost every aspect of Kalim’s life is already laid out for him.
You think of the clothes he wears, custom-made by a personal tailor. The foods he eats, prepared by the hand of a private chef and then tested for poison before a crumb ever comes close to his lips. The events he attends, where he’ll be expected to greets guests and talk business for hours and hours.
The golden future he has as the Asim heir, Kalim contained in his guilded cage.
So… controlled. Expected. Guarded.
Safe.
The only disturbances, you realize, must be the attempts on his life. Unknown, born of the shadows. All the kidnappings, poisonings, attacks. It’s a wonder he’s not scared of the chance of something bad happening to him.
“… Well,” you say slowly, “a little randomness can be nice once in a while. Your transfer to NRC was the same way: out of the blue and unpredictable.”
“Gahahah, that’s true!” His laugh is loud and unrestrained, free as a bird in the sky. “I’m glad it happened though. Because that little act of randomness happened, I could meet you!”
Kalim declares it as if it’s the most natural thing to conclude. Water is wet, fork found in kitchen, I’m so happy we met by chance.
“Y-You don’t get embarrassed saying stuff like that?” you stammer, heat climbing to your cheeks. No matter how well-air conditioned the patisserie is, there’s no cooling you down.
He blinks. “Mmm? Should I not have said that? It’s honestly how I feel.”
“I-I’m not saying you shouldn’t have!! I’m shocked you can say it so easily.” You take a deep breath, trying to compose yourself. “… Thanks, Kalim. I’m glad I could meet you too.”
He smiles, clinking his spoon with yours. A secret pact, an unspoken promise.
Your heart melts.
There’s thousands and thousands of people in Twisted Wonderland, but it was you I met. You, who came into my life like the sun after a storm. Would you call that luck? Or maybe fate?
A part of you knows that you may never find the answer. And another part of you doesn’t much mind that, not when you’re gazing straight into his big smile.
Happy birthday, Kalim. May you be blessed with many, many more random incidents that bring you joy. When you smile… the world smiles with you.
Kalim Al-Asim: By Luck or by Fate
Michael Jackson ass fit
I just noticed that Kalim’s pose is similar to Jamil’s… The shorts are throwing me off a bit, and I can’t help but think of Youngster Joey from Pokémon. “I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!”
NOT KALIM BEING A GACHAPON PLAYER IN HIS VIGNETTES 💀 Let’s pray he doesn’t discover microtransactions—
Let them eat cake.
There’s something magical about the moment right before breakage.
The air tenses, charged with anticipation. Your breath, held. Your hopes, clenched. It feels like the entire world is waiting for the plot twist, the beat to drop, the roller coaster to plummet, filling your bloodstream with adrenaline. And then you twist, cracking the plastic shell, and the capsule is open—its contents, finally revealed to you.
The spoils of 37 consecutive rolls litter the table. Many of the capsule toy animals—elephants, peacocks, monkeys, parrots—circle Kalim’s plate. Tiny hourglasses and replicas of dondurma—stretchy ice-cream, pulled by a spoon—sit in neat rows. And the crown jewel of it all, Kalim’s beloved two-jumped golden camel, perches on the rim of his dessert glass filled with blue jelly, as if it has stopped on its desert trek to drink cool, sweet water from an oasis.
(You can already imagine Jamil popping a blood vessel when he learns about Kalim’s haul. A problem for future you to deal with.)
“I didn’t take you to be into gacha,” you comment, stirring your cup of cider jelly.
“Yeah, it’s super fun! You never know what might come out, your heart’s beating a million times a minute—and it’s a big rush when you’ve completed the entire set!!” Kalim grins, his eyes sparkling like garnets soaking up the sunshine.
Oh god, he’s completely hooked.
You try to steer the conversation down a different path. “So… you like the unpredictability of it?”
“Yeah, it’s really different than what I’m used to. I can usually walk in, point at what I want, and buy it on the spot. Once, my dad bought an entire toy store for one of my younger siblings’ birthdays.
“Since you can’t pick and choose with capsule toys, they’re exciting! Every one is a new surprise.”
I guess ‘surprise’ isn’t something he comes by often. It feels like almost every aspect of Kalim’s life is already laid out for him.
You think of the clothes he wears, custom-made by a personal tailor. The foods he eats, prepared by the hand of a private chef and then tested for poison before a crumb ever comes close to his lips. The events he attends, where he’ll be expected to greets guests and talk business for hours and hours.
The golden future he has as the Asim heir, Kalim contained in his guilded cage.
So… controlled. Expected. Guarded.
Safe.
The only disturbances, you realize, must be the attempts on his life. Unknown, born of the shadows. All the kidnappings, poisonings, attacks. It’s a wonder he’s not scared of the chance of something bad happening to him.
“… Well,” you say slowly, “a little randomness can be nice once in a while. Your transfer to NRC was the same way: out of the blue and unpredictable.”
“Gahahah, that’s true!” His laugh is loud and unrestrained, free as a bird in the sky. “I’m glad it happened though. Because that little act of randomness happened, I could meet you!”
Kalim declares it as if it’s the most natural thing to conclude. Water is wet, fork found in kitchen, I’m so happy we met by chance.
“Y-You don’t get embarrassed saying stuff like that?” you stammer, heat climbing to your cheeks. No matter how well-air conditioned the patisserie is, there’s no cooling you down.
He blinks. “Mmm? Should I not have said that? It’s honestly how I feel.”
“I-I’m not saying you shouldn’t have!! I’m shocked you can say it so easily.” You take a deep breath, trying to compose yourself. “… Thanks, Kalim. I’m glad I could meet you too.”
He smiles, clinking his spoon with yours. A secret pact, an unspoken promise.
Your heart melts.
There’s thousands and thousands of people in Twisted Wonderland, but it was you I met. You, who came into my life like the sun after a storm. Would you call that luck? Or maybe fate?
A part of you knows that you may never find the answer. And another part of you doesn’t much mind that, not when you’re gazing straight into his big smile.
Happy birthday, Kalim. May you be blessed with many, many more random incidents that bring you joy. When you smile… the world smiles with you.
We all know the pool party was mostly Garmadon's idea 😭
CAN THE HOUSEWARDENS PICK UP THEIR VICE HOUSEWARDENS?
Honestly I just wanted to draw the housewardens being silly, sue me.
Sadly all of these are 100% canon :/ yeah the creator actually contacted me and said this is exactly how the characters act so...
Also Malleuses hatching instincts kicked in for a second here
Also I may or may not have finally drawn the vice housewardens as animals :3
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The finale inspired me to make this edit so enjoy!!
this means everything to me
genuinely the best shot in the show holy shit
Everyone shut up, my boy got Found Familied 🥹🥹
(Kinger has his hand on Caine's shoulder in pic 6!)
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Didn’t want to spoil anything before the free release so I can finally post this now
"when i showed weakness i was less of a man than him" and "i said something deep and personal that i thought would get her off my back" and ribbit putting their bow on jax and then saying "your secret is safe with me" while jax is happy and blushy looking at the bow and the montage of jax scenes with isn't she lovely playing in the background WE WONNNNNNN WE SO FUCKING WON