Art blocks for days

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

Autism is some monkey's paw sort of shit, you've got the power to give people the most devastating rip-your-scalp-off level insults that will haunt them for life, with a completely straight face, but the catch is that you don't do it on purpose and also have no idea that you're doing it at all before people get mad at you for no apparent reason again.

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

My favorite minor storyline in the entire tv adaptation that no one acknowledges enough for me is how Tyrion Tywin Cersei and Jaime were just having a melee-style diva off for 8 seasons straight. Like yea they were playing the fuck out of the game for sure but not a single one of them EVER missed a chance to out-cunt the other 3 😭