the ghost blogger

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

jacksepticeye on the other side of the radioactive camera

100% the most realistic part of the movie is just how many times he says fuck. Because let’s be real, any remotely sane person forced into that bullshit situation would be cursing just as much, if not more. Fuck your alien nonsense indeed.

log (😅) = 💧log 😄

My captain told me the blood ocean keeps eating her convicts. So I asked her how many convicts she had and she said she just goes to the prison and gets a new convict afterward so I said it sounds like she’s just feeding convicts to the blood ocean and she started crying

been thinking a lot about the colonial myth of self-sufficient/reliant nations lately. for no reason in particular. always remember that a lot of work goes into making global south labour invisible to the global north, right up until the moment that global south workers can be demonised. always remember that the global north relies on the global south a lot more than the reverse. truly. global north fear-mongering about globalisation is truly pathetic when you consider the sheer amount we continue to benefit from colonialism and unequal distribution of global labour

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

ⓘ Tip But watch out.

yall gotta learn the difference between "this character is an asshole" and "this character was supposed to be super cool but the author is an asshole" and "this character is a teenage girl who was mean once"

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

Everyone stop treating the upper classes as the default historically and start caring more about the lower classes and the workers of the past who kept the romanticised upper class world functional NOWWWWWWWWWW

wore a cowboy costume to the gay bar and went home with a guy dressed as a gladiator and it was really fun but the whole time i couldnt stop thinking about how we looked like those two queens from night at the museum