I myself am strange and unusual

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

Oh God Leslie I miss you so much. You were so much fun.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

broke my routine so now i have to kill myself

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

……..sometimes you just gotta….open the windows in your house…….let some fresh air in…..change your bedsheets….make sure your surroundings are clean and tidy…..

I truly thought that the end of this would be "but then Elon killed the program and now rabies is on the rise" so I'm glad it's still running

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough