Ryan

It’s back on my timeline again and trust me that shit doesn’t work on emotions

the fun part is trying to figure out what everyone in the notes’ real names are

Abby :/

Amy. Fuck having a short name

Anry aaccehilmr

this some eldrazi stranger things irl mashup shit

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

Lmao

I feel personally attacked

unmute this

THE AUDIO IS IMPORTANT

He’s rippin bong