The Story Of The Broken Robot

SHAPESHIFTERS presents: Special Giveaway 4!

Hello, shapeshifters! Thanks to your donations, the fourth Shapeshifters donor-funded binder giveaways has been funded in full! It’s awesome. A dollar in the bucket here, a fiver there, and hey presto, someone wins a binder. We love getting to do this.

As special giveaways, this has a special prize. The lucky winner of this giveaway will receive one single-layer custom-sized binder in their choice of size, cut, and print, including any four-way stretch print available on Spandex House. Check out the store for basic options, or Spandex House’s website for approximately a zillion more choices.

Bonus round: add your favorite Spandex House print in the tags. Personally, this month I’m having feelings about paisley.

The fine print:

Only reblogs and retweets count. One per blog/twitter. No giveaway blogs.

Retweet this tweet and follow the @ShapeshiftersCB twitter for an extra entry.

Entries from all countries are welcome.

You may reblog without entering, just tag or comment accordingly so we know. Signal boosts are always appreciated.

If you have commentary, please add it in the tags! Due to Tumblr limitations beyond our control, your entry may not be counted if you add text to this post.

The winner will be randomly selected on **July 9, 2017**. We will send an ask or a message notifying the Tumblr winner, and a DM notifying the winner on Twitter.

If the winner does not get back to us within three days, a new winner will be selected in their place.

Shapeshifters: Quintuple Binder Giveaway

Dear friends.

It’s been two months since our last regular store giveaway. Around here, it has been a ridiculous two months. We launched Donor-Funded Giveaways, and you all promptly funded four. We cleaned out our studio space, took inventory, stocked new fabrics and put all the leftovers on clearance. 

Oh, also? Thanks to all of you we made 250 new sales. As you may recall, our policy is one binder giveaway for 50 sales. Ergo, it’s time for a quintuple giveaway. 

Five lucky winners of this giveaway will each receive one $50 Shapeshifters binder! This means any single-sided, non-custom binder in the store. 

Thank you always for spreading the word, telling your friends, talking about us, and, of course, for your amazing direct support. You’re so excellent. 

The fine print:

Only reblogs or retweets count. One per blog/twitter. No giveaway blogs.

Retweet this tweet and follow the @ShapeshiftersCB twitter for an extra entry.

Entries from all countries are welcome.

You may reblog without entering, just tag or comment accordingly so we know. Signal boosts are always appreciated.

If you have commentary, please add it in the tags! Due to Tumblr limitations beyond our control, your entry may not be counted if you add text to this post.

Five winners will be randomly selected from all entrants on **June 18, 2017**. We will send an ask and a message notifying Tumblr winners, and a DM notifying winners on Twitter.

If any winner does not get back to us within three days, a new winner will be selected in their place.

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But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Would you like to win this print of the AH Minecraft boys? then keep reading!

For reaching 1000 followers, I had promised to do a giveaway. Well, here it is!

2 WINNERS will win one 8.5x11 print shown above, and:

A sticker set of the Minecraft boys to stick wherever you want!

GUIDELINES:

-must be following ahminecraftcomic

-like or reblog this post. If you reblog it more, there’s more chances to win, but don’t spam your followers. :)

-if you win, I will make a post about it and afterwards directly message your tumblr. (keeps your asks open) Be prepared to give me an address to send the prize to. I will not use your address for anything else other than to send you this prize

-if you do not respond to the ask within 48 hours, I will choose another winner

This giveaway starts RIGHT NOW, January 31st, 3pm, and goes until March 1st until midnight. On March 5th, I will choose two winners. Be prepared to check your asks that day!