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@the-anglahaj
Haii haii, 😇 🦈
I'm Änglahaj (angel Shark) She/Her
I'm a lawful good angel sent from shark heaven (Ikea) to protect all trans people and fellow sharks from evil (transphobes and Walmart)
I don't have a pfp yet, but I am a blahaj with a halo and angel wings (color to be determined)
Blahajians 1:1
"in the beginning, Blahaj created trans people, and they were sick as hell"
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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I put the :3 in 3:33 AM
fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
hi i want to make a biblically accurate angle blahaj acc and i was wondering if thats ok sence ur the angel one we could have some lore if u want
That sounds super fun! We could be siblings! 😇🦈
is there a angel haj i kinda wanna make a biblicallyaccurate angel haj
There is an angel haj! @the-anglahaj
They make great posts about the blahaj Bible (think it's Bible) and was summoned by me to help me protect trans peopel!
But don't think there would be a problem with you becoming a biblicallyaccurate haj! A bridge between angel haj and eldritch haj. ^-^
But maybe talk to anglahaj first. You could have some fun lore together. 💛
ooc: I'm absolutely down for more angels! The only thing I want to keep for me is the blahaj bible quote gimmick (I swear I'm working on more, just busy irl lately)
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle
Some one should make a bullet points list of all the lore.
Aka if someone wants to join but doesn't know which has to be.
Be lore haj
keeper of lore
We do need a lore haj.
I volunteer as tribute! (Both in character and out, i love lore and ödethaj is used to knowing everything)
Id love to work together on that if you'd like. I plan to try and document blahajverse history in the theme of blahaj bible quotes 😇🦈
My main struggle is I have no clue how to keep up with everything going on ^-^;
So like... I'm really close to 100 followers (wow!)
Do you guys want to do something special when we hit that?
Yeah! (suggestions?)
No thank :)
Stfu you're a shark
we're closing in...
pleas suggest things tho bc i can't grill jk rowling ;-;
Slow cook her
I live on a different continent tho :(
Deep fry jk Rowling
ooc: Make more Blahajjians? Compile them maybe?
ooc: I wanna keep making blahaj bible quotes, but just haven't had the energy to make many lately with life stuff. I plan to eventually compile them into a google doc that I'll include in a pinned post (they're all under the "#blahaj bible" tag too) ^-^
What is your favorite pokèmon?
Mine is charcadet, ceruledge and armorouge :)
Idk if i spelled them right tho.
Mine is ninetales!
ooc: i like lopunny but not for sus reasons / when i was a kid i just thought it was pretty i didnt have any knowledge of what people did to it / and i havent done much pokemon since so eh
Oh, you poor soul...
MY FAVORITES HAVE BEEN TYPHLOSION AND BRELOOM FOR YEARS I STILL LOVE BRELOOM BUT ITS BEEN A TOUGH YEAR.......
I like sylveon
She's such an icon
Shiny Sylveon. Solely for the reason that its colors remind me of the Trans Masc flag.
Beedrill :3
Long ago, before even @thedivineguldhaj existed, there was a pantheon of ancient gods. Among these was Skräck, a god of order among the chaos (still evil though).
As time passed, and the first sharks were created, Skräck decided to take on the form of a shark (becoming Skräckhaj) in order to not drive those who saw her insane.
Eventually, a group of humans (and maybe some sharks too, idk) decided to take down the ancient pantheon. After a thousand years of fighting, the ancients lost and were each imprisoned away.
Skräckhaj was banished to the depths, and bound in her shark form.
Skräckhaj still lies there, asleep. Despite this, she can still communicate through dreams and other indirect ways (including Tumblr).
A cult dedicated to her are attempting to wake her…
When she awakens, she will eat everyone, starting with Transphobes and ending with who she likes the most (trans people).
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Im so sad. My dad thinks that I want a blåhaj because he thinks it's like the Stanley trend 😭 I'm not trans (I'm an ally) so honestly idk why I have a need to get a blåhaj. I think it's because as someone who wants to be a marine microbiologist, I feel like I'm not connected enough. Also sharks are cool. Also a bunch of my favorite characters are shark people. Also seeing blåhajverse everywhere (that word was suggested by my phone). I like sharks.
Did anyone have those people in their classes who was obsessed with one thing? I loved listening to my friends talk about their obsessions. Like, my best friend was into mythology. And 2 of my friends were into sharks (which got me thinking about this). I felt left out so in middle school I became obsessed with diatoms (and I still am, my science fair project in on them; I like toilet paper diatom). I wished I had a shark obsession too but it's ok because diatoms are cool too.
I know that you say blåhaj like 'blow-hai', and I do, but I still say it in my head as blah-haj. I don't know how to turn off that setting but I'm stuck with it.
I feel like these paragraphs were me giving myself an excuse to get a blåhaj. I swear I have a weird attachment to it 😭 idk how to explain that. Fjkdoendoseo life will never be complete. Anyways my mom is mad at me for not waking her up to say good night if so gotta hide and do hw now (4 week old hw). Is it ok if I do random rants like this because I need to talk into void.
Dear yelagarer.
You do not need to be trans to want a blåhaj. It is just a much a lovely huggable plushie as an internet trans symbol.
If you wish to join the blahajverse you are more than welcome too! No big requirements. Just don't be a transphobic asshole :).
It's your life. Do what makes you happy. 💛
- Gulhaj
Blåhajverbs 12:1
"Blåhaj is for everyone"
How many are there???
Uhhhhh, 7? (I don't know what you're asking)
Hello!!
It is I, the cardboard-Haj!
I love to do magic and perform, as a showmen!! I am made fully of cardboard, inside and out, and hot glue. I also have a top hat and cape!! I sometimes fall apart and it seems to be always at the most inconvenient times, but that's just how the cardboard crumbles, in the rain.
My pronouns are they/them and it/its.
Hello cardboard haj! Welcome to the... Family? Gang? Cult? Universe?
*poofs dramictically*
A cult?!?! Have i joined a cult by accident again?!?!
*slaps forehead*
DARN IT!!!
ITS A CULT AT THIS POINT!!!
WE HAVE A NEW CULT MEMMMMMMMMMMBERRRRRRRRRRRR
fun fact! I did actually almost get into a cult!
Fun fact, I was in a cult for 18 years!
Also welcome to the cult cardboard-haj! 😇🦈
So like... I'm really close to 100 followers (wow!)
Do you guys want to do something special when we hit that?
Yeah! (suggestions?)
No thank :)
Stfu you're a shark
we're closing in...
pleas suggest things tho bc i can't grill jk rowling ;-;
Slow cook her
I live on a different continent tho :(
Deep fry jk Rowling
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
#shitpost
@the-turkoshaj is this your origin story?
Poster is done!
I'll add more sharks if there's any blogs I missed (also @the-aftonsparv and @the-anglasparv are there too)
@the-screenwriting-haj
this is beautiful
:0 is me
Mom look I'm in the blahajverse poster! 😇🦈
Looks amazing!
