a list of smutty plots that iâm a bad person for wanting
âwe hooked up last week in a club, and you fucked me better than iâve ever been fucked before. but now itâs the first day back at school and oh my god, youâre my teacher.â
âyouâre my best friends parent, and iâve known you for years but i just walked in on you in the shower, and now i really want to fuck you.â
â you caught me cheating on a test, and i really donât want anyone to find out. if i sleep with you will you keep it quiet?â
âweâve been sleeping together for years, but neither of us want to actually be with each other. but that doesnât stop me from getting jealous, and turning up on your wedding day to fuck you just before you walk down the aisle.â
âyou accidentally sent me a nude, thinking i was someone else, but iâm an asshole and i kept sexting you whilst i jerked off.â
âyouâve just married one of my parents, but i donât want yet another step parent. so iâm gonna tease you until you cave in, and i can tell everyone that youâre a creep. except you never seem to give in, and now iâm getting desperate for you to pay attention to me.â
âiâm an actor, and youâre a casting director for a production that i really want to be a part of. and i will do absolutely anything to get that role, if you know what i mean?â
âiâm dating your sibling, but now iâve met you, iâve realised that maybe i picked the wrong sibling. but thatâs not going to stop me from touching you underneath the dinner table, and screwing you in your parents bed.â
âiâm an alcoholic, and youâre my sponsor, and now every time i think of drinking, i fall into bed with you instead.â
âweâve been family friends for years and iâve never thought of you as anything other than platonic, but i came across your only fans account and now i canât stop watching your videos.â