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Marlene and Peter have running bits, one of them being a marriage pact. "and if neither of us are married by 40, you and me are getting together." "For tax purposes, of course." "Oh, yes. Padfoot, you can be our dog." "And we'll have children, obviously." "Yes, of course. For tax purposes." "Legally, we'll have to grow old together." "Yeah, I've always known this relationship was bound to end either in flames or blissful domesticity."

Mary wrote "kidnapped by one direction" fanfics when she was young, and Sirius never lets her forget it

I can't get over the fact the Richard canonically has a really childish and bad haircut. Henry sitting in Richard room trying to talk to him about the poison for Bunny but can't pay attention because he's watching in horror as Richard is fucking up his hair infront of him with nail scissors.

this is so fucking funny

bartylily cannot have study dates with each other simply because they end up making out 10 minutes after they start

sometimes i think about the implication of 28 year old richard papen sitting down to write his retelling of his time in hampden and imagine a world in which he pulled a daniel molloy and published it

reject jkr canon embrace hornkus binglefuck

Once again thinking about how Henry’s last words were “I love you” to Camilla right before he killed himself and i genuinely need to know what possessed Donna Tartt to casually drop that on us, because what do you MEAN those were his FINAL WORDS?!

i will, unfortunately, always be thinking about this

i just know that someone heard willing and able from tgd and immediately started the worlds most devastating black brothers edits

just saw my first one 😃🔫