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Here's an extra comic this week cuz it's National Cartoonist Day. Same doctor appointment—I didn't realize there was gonna be a close inspection of my neck WHOOPS 🙈
fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed
i will give the horse that kills me no such luxury
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
IT’S BACK
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
ITS BACK
This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.
it’s from 2013 with 2.4mil tags how the fuck have i not seen it before?!?!?
My god this post still exists.
At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields
At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely
technically you can, if you don't care about degrees.
Free Harvard courses. Free Courses from Stanford. Free Courses from MIT. Free courses from Yale. Free courses from Princeton.
Free courses on Coursera.
Free Courses on EDx Free Courses on Alison
For paid, there's The Great Courses+/Wonderium. 20$ a month for unlimited courses.
When searching, the phrases you're looking for are Massive Open Online Courses (MOOCs), or you can do a general search of say, "free online college courses." Oh, and so you don't get surprised like I did, have an avoid: Hillsdale College is a conservative Christian site and not a valid MOOC place. Sign up with them and you will get things like THIS IS WHY THE LEFT IS TURNING YOUR KIDS TRANS AND GAY in your inbox.
@yourunderwaterskies I wanted to say thank you so much for adding these links, seriously, they've been life-changingly helpful to me-
And I also wanted to mention that humanitarian organisations have free courses too, like the Red Cross on international humanitarian law.
Learn more about the Red Cross International Humanitarian Law (IHL) Program to train policy professionals, government officials, academics,
Kaya is a free humanitarian learning platform which offers hundreds of training opportunities across a range of key topics, including the hu
just saving this for later >:3

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Is anyone else extremely cognizant of their underwear choices whenever they’re about to do something potentially dangerous? Because if I end up in an ambulance at some point with an EMT cutting my clothes off, I want them to be like “oh nice, this girl has taste,” you know? Like today I was rocking rainbow sharks up top and cute strawberries on the bottom and do I genuinely think this is going to incentivize someone to try harder to save my life? I don’t know. Personally, I find rainbow sharks very inspiring. But so far everyone else I’ve asked this has been like what the actual fuck are you talking about which is starting to make me feel like maybe this is not a normal thing to do. I don’t know. I have been accused of overthinking things in the past.
I don't wear bras because I had whooping cough in 7th grade and it completely fucked by ribcage BUT I specifically wear cute undies and make a lot of effort to wear nice ones even when I'm severely depressed Specifically Because What If I Get Into A Car Accident And Emergency Services Saw My Underwear? If they were ratty or ugly I'd be embarrassed as hell.
Is this rational? No. Does it encourage at least a Modicum of self-care? Yeah!
So this bizarre little behavior quirk gets to stay.
I’m a paramedic, and I can absolutely confirm from experience that if i had to trauma strip a person, and they had RAINBOW SHARKS on their underwear, on god, it would make my spirits soar. Wouldn’t matter if I’ve been awake for 20 hours, it would ABSOLUTELY make my entire day for the rest of time.
Honestly, it’d probably make saving you EASIER because most ambulance care mistakes are made just because we get scared too. It looks different because we kind of just suck it up because there’s something way more important going on, but we’re still scared. Usually we’d tell a good joke to ease the tension, but it’s not always appropriate to tell dark-humor jokes in front of grandma who just got flipped twice in her car. THEREFORE, your cool underwear might just have that same effect and help us think more clearly.
PSA: wear that cool underwear, deadass it might save your life.
Behold!
A Cursed Image!
(I had to see this with mine own eyes and I feel compelled to inflict it upon all of you)
4 legs?????
YOU WIN MOST CURSED TAGS THANK YOU
THE SAGA FUCKING CONTINUES
GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE POST
WORSE IT GOT WORSE
It is a very visibly double pregnant centaur standing between a vet’s office and a doctor’s office do try to keep up
I like to imagine that a centaur tailor would have patterns ready for all the style of centaur pants:
Of course, as our lady is rocking the sundress look, I’m just going to assume she’s going au naturale on the front half. Gotta keep it aired out, you know? Keeps things smelling fresh.
Unfortunately, my Centaur Anatomical Charts do not cover the Reproductive System. Alas
How is she wearing high heels? Hooves don't have heels!
You are quite right!
She isn’t wearing heels!
Those are her hooves
Seriously. Zoom in.
Strange
No one ever knows what to say to that
So she grew cow hooves or a mix between horse and cow, and trained them to grow into that shape? That's like training your toenails into ballet pointe shoes.
Oh I’m sure she got them done somewhere
I am depressed by the lack of reference in this curséd thread to John Varley's Gaia trilogy and his Titanides.
*sigh* It's like no one reads the classics anymore...
Holy shit you were not kidding
At least she's wearing horse panties on the horse half?? And from the human doctor's expression, it looks like he's at least one of the baby daddies.
Finally!
Someone looked at that Doctor’s expression!
Like. My guy is very happy to see her.
i'd recognize that face anywhere
@misstextures i must show you this as an act of revenge
I don't remember what I did for you to show this monstrosity upon me but I probably deserve it to be honest
i still haven't recovered after the monsters inc
TF YOU MEAN THIS ISNT A 10K NOTE POST RB'D BY @hellsite-hall-of-fame?????
As for clothing, anything that snaps or buckles is unlikely for anatomical reasons.
So they'd likely wear something similar to a loincloth up front with a caparison tossed over their back half.
Which is surprisingly close to what she's wearing in the actual image except she's decided to have her ass all out, likely as a kink thing.
Did they say motherfucking centaur parthenogenesis
I think I found the source? No, it does not provide context (that I saw) (but I didn't look very hard).
Frankly I'm willing to let the double pregnancy slide because I can imagine writing some worldbuilding where that makes sense.
BUT I CANNOT EXCUSE THE HIGH-HOOVES, WHAT THE FUCK
Why is everyone so focused on the centaur that PIG has been STABBED!!!
Why is everyone
so focused on the centaur
that PIG has been STABBED!!!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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please do yourself a favor & watch this rock climbing–themed drag king/burlesque performance set to “roxanne” by the police with all the lyrics but “rox” edited out
via @edithwigglesandgiggles on instagram
Hey, wanna make music? Yeah? Got a buncha money? No? Well that's perfectly fine, check this free stuff out:
Vital - A powerful wavetable synth, my personal favorite VST synth, very easy to figure out creating new synth sounds, with the help of the plenty of tutorials that are out there for the plug-in. (There are paid versions but they are completely unnecessary to get 99% of the features of the plug-in.)
Synth1 - A classic piece of synthesizer software.
Pendulate - An interesting, chaotic synth that you can make weird little sounds with.
Native Instruments' free plug-ins - Various cool VSTs, including the Komplete Start pack.
The Free Orchestra - A set of orchestral instruments for Kontakt Player (see previous link).
BBC Symphony Orchestra Discover - More orchestral stuff! This one has its own player so you don't have to download a separate VST to use it if you don't want to.
Magical 8bit Plug - A chiptune plug-in, intended for producing sounds like that of 8-bit systems like the NES and Master System.
Genny - A synth VST made to emulate the soundchip of the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.
MT Power Drum Kit - A nice rock n' roll style drum kit plug-in.
This guy's weird VST collection - 6.4 gigabytes of weird VSTs, including some you might know, like Delay Lama and MeowSynth!
sforzando - A free player for soundfont files.
Musical Artifacts - A resource I mainly use to find soundfonts, on which you can find other various things as well.
Kilohearts Essentials - 30 effect VSTs including reverb, delay, compression, pitch shifting, transient shaping, ring modulation, phase distortion, and more.
Xfer's freeware VSTs - Exactly what it says on the tin, including the one and only OTT compressor.
Illformed - The good ol' dblue Glitch 1.3, Crusher, Stretch, and TapeStop.
Hysteresis and Fracture - Two interesting glitch effects, one being a delay and the other being a buffer.
Codec - A cool digital audio degradation effect.
Le Phonk - A slick distortion plug-in.
MAIM - An effect that mimics the sound of MP3 compression.
Soundly Shape it and Place it - One is simply an equalizer VST, the other is an effect that emulates a speaker (ex: a radio) and a space (ex: a cave).
Fresh Air - An effect that adds high end information to your sounds, to provide brightness.
ValhallaSupermassive - A combo reverb and delay plug-in that sounds quite big.
UnplugRed - A collection of various interesting VSTs, most of which have free versions.
Chowdhury DSP - I can't personally speak for all of these but their tape model effect is great for some lo-fi style effects.
TAL-Chorus-LX - A thick sounding chorus, good for "retro" sounds too.
Polyverse Wider - A great effect for widening sounds up, really simple too with only two controls.
Freesound - A good audio file resource, mainly for foley recordings.
Cymbatics Dubstep Starter Pack - A little sample pack with some good drum and synth samples.
fishmonger drum kit - A pack of samples from the album 'fishmonger' by Underscores!
WangleLine's sample packs - Free samples put out by my awesome mutual WangleLine!
aaand I might as well include this set of drums I made awhile back :P
As for DAWs, it's been a long while since I've used anything other than FL Studio (not counting Audacity, which I still occasionally use for specific purposes), which, while being the only one I can directly recommend, is paid. However, I've heard good things about Reaper which has a "free trial" that you can technically use forever, akin to WinRAR. Additionally, I've also heard some good things about Waveform Free.
Confirmed creature post
my mom’s childhood town
I guess relevant now, since a storm just ravaged it..
Double your fun! A fear submitted by Cian to Deep Dark Fears - thanks! You can find original art and commissions in my shop!

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GET BIG SANDWICH YOUR CITY NOW
telling Axies the Collector I heard a rumor that there's Flattened Dickspren, Spren that show up when you flatten your dick and balls with a big rock. They look so cool I can't describe it, he'll have to summon one himself to see it
Look someone in this series has to invent CBT and Kaladin is busy at the moment