dream until your dreams come true

Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

we mcfreakin lost her, doctor

love to be paid a leather pouch heavy with coin that makes a satisfying clink as the mysterious stranger sets it down meaningfully on the oaken table

As a Target cashier who had a guest pay $53 all in quarters yesterday, no you don’t

Do you think the monsters from Monsters Inc have had to start using internet memes to make kids laugh

Sully: Here comes dat boi! Mike: -comes in on a unicycle- oh shoot whaddup

This is my favorite type of postmodernism

getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went "yeah there's love in there"

good morning queens, what seven posts are we all reblogging today

imagine being loved by me (threat)

women are taller then man who are the same height as them

I could imagine seeing this in a class

how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave  to a dog

Logic