Holy Muffins!

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

you’ve met me at a time in my life

you’ll be fine. you made it out of impossible situations before and you will do it again

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? YOU WILL DO IT AGAIN.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

I agree

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Is this about splatoon

the slut is back !?

Hello I’m upset

the slut is back !?