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My child: Who became President after Obama?
Me:
I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at. Itâs called CLOSING for a reason people
The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.
remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.
No she just smoked weed while being guarded by federal agents. But please. Keep acting like either side has a right to the moral high ground.
Youâre really fucking stupid if you think a teenager smoking weed is comparable to a grown adult colluding with foreign powers to shift the election.
IâM SCREAMING, THIS PERSON REALLY THOUGHT SMOKING WEED AND TREASON ARE ON PAR!

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My only tactic for playing pokemon is to be 20lvls higher than the opponent.
Bitch WHAT THE FUCK
what the FUCK
???!!!!??
Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck
i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes
Iâm the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY
SoâŚ.do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?
MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISNâT SLEIGHT OF HAND.
THIS ISNâT A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.
???? what??? the fuck???????
âOh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but heâs really good at it,â I thought at first.Â
Promptly followed by, âWait what the fuck what the FUCKâ
Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

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if you ever feel bad about having no friends just remember how many fakes are around james cameron. âyeah man, everyone wants FOUR more avatar movies, just do your thingâ⌠like.. iâd rather be aloneÂ
Super-realistic!
By poorly drawn cats
During the Bubonic Plague, doctors wore these bird-like masks to avoid becoming sick. They would fill the beaks with spices and rose petals, so they wouldnât have to smell the rotting bodies.
A theory during the Bubonic Plague was that the plague was caused by evil spirits. To scare the spirits away, the masks were intentionally designed to be creepy.
Mission fucking accomplished
Okay so I love this but it doesnât cover the half of why the design is awesome and actually borders on making sense.
It wasnât just that they didnât want to smell the infected and dead, they thought it was crucial to protecting themselves. They had no way of knowing about what actually caused the plague, and so one of the other theories was that the smell of the infected all by itself was evil and could transmit the plague. So not only would they fill their masks with aromatic herbs and flowers, they would also burn fires in public areas, so that the smell of the smoke would âclear the airâ. This all related to the miasma theory of contagion, which was one of the major theories out there until the 19th century. And it makes sense, in a way. Plague victims smelled awful, and thereâs a general correlation between horrible septic smells and getting horribly sick if youâre around what causes them for too long.
You can see now that weâve got two different theories as to what caused the plague that were worked into the design. Thatâs because the whole thing was an attempt by the doctors to cover as many bases as they could think of, and weâre still not done.
The glass eyepieces. They were either darkened or red, not something you generally want to have to contend with when examining patients. But the plague might be spread by eye contact via the evil eye, so best to ward that off too.
The illustration shows a doctor holding a stick. This was an examination tool, that helped the doctors keep some distance between themselves and the infected. They already had gloves on, but the extra level of separation was apparently deemed necessary. You could even take a pulse with it. Or keep people the fuck away from you, which was apparently a documented use.
Finally, the robe. Itâs not just to look fancy, the cloth was waxed, as were all of the rest of their clothes. Whatâs one of the properties of wax? Water-based fluids arenât absorbed by it. This was the closest you could get to a sterile, fully protecting garment back then. Because at least one person along the line was smart enough to think âGee, Iâd really rather not have the stuff coming out of those weeping sores anywhere on my personâ.
So between all of these thereâs a real sense that a lot of real thought was put into making sure the doctors were protected, even if they couldnât exactly be sure from what. They worked with what information they had. And frankly, itâs a great design given what was available! You limit exposure to aspirated liquids, limit exposure to contaminated liquids already present, you limit contact with the infected. You also donât give fleas any really good place to hop onto. Thatâs actually useful.
Beyond that, there were contracts the doctors would sign before they even got near a patient. They were to be under quarantine themselves, they wouldnât treat patients without a custodian monitoring them and helping when something had to be physically contacted, and they would not treat non-plague patients for the duration. There was an actual system in place by the time the plague doctors really became a thing to make sure they didnât infect anyone either.
These guys were the product of the scientific process at work, and the scientific process made a bitchinâ proto-hazmat suit. And containment protocols!
reblogging for the sweet history lesson
Reblogging because of the History lesson and because the masks, the masks are cool
Humans, you all know historical medicine ainât my Thangâ˘, but if any of you have any interest about plague times or just want to understand these bitchinâ get ups, this post is for you!
What a great lesson :D
so when are men gonna realize that women arenât complicated and weâre actually just normal people and itâs men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?
YeahâŚ.. Except Iâm an emotional man with tons of depth. I speak 5 languages and play every instrument known. I can build a house. I can plant a garden. I know a little bit about everything.
Maybe women really are cunts who just seek to destroy men and invalidate them?
i have no idea how to reply to this cause itâs simply just the funniest thing iâve ever read and nothing will ever top it

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can white women just ADMIT that all the lead female representation in media lately has been white? woc arenât saying that the representation is useless or bad, weâre obviously excited to see star wars and mad max too. but itâs not that hard to recognize that thereâs also a major gap waiting to be filled, and until it is, the future is still not female, sorry
wanting to have casual sex with a girl with no strings attached doesnât make you a f*ckboy BUT acting like u want more with a girl who wants a relationship just to get sex outta of her makes you a F*CKBOYâŚWOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO SAY NO!
also having casual sex and then slutshaming the woman after like you werenât there as well also makes you one.