let's party

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

elf liberalism probably goes insane

"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes

What the fuck does this mean?

its not my job to educate you

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

Why do outdoorsy people want to go hiking on the first date? Why not play in the creek? Catch crawdads?

Perhaps a duel...

With our crawdads????

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

i wish i lived in the universe tongue tied by grouplove takes place in

silly4silly btw