For All you band geeks out there Have some nicknames for your instruments!
Conductor: Captain Flappy Flute: Sideways peashooter Piccolo: Infant Oboe: Duck Pipe or Puberty Recorder: Dollar Tree Clarinet Clarinet: Tooty Leather Pipe Bass Clarinet: Despresso Pipe Saxophone: Bendy Sex Whistle (my instrument) Tenor Sax: Off Key Whistle Berry Sax: Sax With An Extra Chromosome French Horn: Curvy Honk Glove or Twisty Whisty LSD Trumpet Trumpet: Squeaky Cheek Explosion Cornet: Thick Uncle Daddy Trumpet Trombone: Slidey Fart Horn Tuba: Earthquake Machine Basson: Dying Goose Timpani: Thwack Pots Triangle: Whack-A-Dingle Crash Cymbals: Smashy Plates Bass Drum: Big Boomy Boy Slap Sticks: Abusive Father Xylophone: Ding Ding sticks Marimba: Grand Daddy Xylophone Chimes: Fairy Dust or Fairy Pretty Pretty Break Drums: Round Round Boi Snare: Sizzle Pot Violin: Screech Plank Cello: Jazz Coffin Cowbell: PTSD Metronome (I thank my Band for helping with the list.) Which is your fav.?
