Don't jump, bitch. Move.

Honestly, I'm so lucky and blessed to have my mom.

My therapist asked me what I thought my abusive ex was up to nowadays, and apparently “the fuck do I know,and the fuck do I care?” Is the right answer

Why did this get so many notes

Because we’re proud of you.

“Quality meme tho”

women who perform sexual acts on underage boys deserve to be thrown under the prison never to see the light of day again right next to the men who perform sexual acts on underage girls

and if you disagree you don’t deserve to be around kids. i wouldn’t trust you with my toenail much less a child

if you disagree you can unfollow me right now 

Pedos of both sexes caught in the act deserve to be set on fire.

so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

Cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the vowels you think you see

gargling but with air

loving this concept

#naughty children will atone for their sins in the b e a r c u b e

He’s trying to help. Bear is trying to free her

“HOW DID YOU GET STUCK IN THERE!?”