second star to the right

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

i’m mysterious but not on purpose. i’m just trying to leave wherever i am at all times and that makes me seem mysterious when it’s actually the behavior of like. a dumb bird

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

#no block button we lose like men

#dodge or die #there is no block

my uncle wants to give me a lil cottage in Idaho for free and honestly I might do it…. how perfect would that be??? It’s gorgeous on a hillside and has a fruit tree orchard and I’d start my own little garden and just do art all the time like ok how perfect ????