AIN’T THAT JUST THE WAY

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

This post changed us fundamentally

So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated

when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile

you’ve all heard of “faithful translations” now get ready for “unfaithful translations” where i make my translation say whatever the fuck i want because i think the source material sucks ass

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

(telling my friend about my huge balls) hey you're not going to tell your cousin, superstar nicki minaj, about my huge balls, right?

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

i opened this ugly app to do something but I can’t remember what it was

maybe it was to find love