World’s Cutest Potato

My son: *turns on cutthroat kitchen* Me: *walks in and gasps* what the hell do you think you’re watching?? My son: cutthroat kitchen mo- Me: *grabs the remote and changes the channel* we are a CHOPPED family and you know that *i point up to the portrait of Ted Allen above the fire place*

Me: I'm just gonna put the mixture into the blast chiller for a few minutes

$800 or less: I WON CHOPPED

-The vertical egg cooker -The look of horror on everyone’s face when Alton yells “chefs!” halfway through a challenge -Spending half your money in round 1 and having everyone sabotage you in round 2 -When Alton breaks out his BDSM gear -”first time for everything” -Judge liiterally can’t eat the meal

Disheveled Hair - $0.00

renaissance art + food network (pt. 1/?)

“I call it a cooking show and I think you’re gonna like it.” (x)

Originally posted by coldplaysparachutes

Me on October 31 vs November 1

GRAPE 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 FRUIT 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 FLAVOR 🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇💯💯💯💯💯