He cannot win and it pains him every time like for the love god he messes up and he will excuse himself from the conversation without hesitation. “Are you lost baby girl because I am! …wait no that’s not right hold on….okay I’ve got this **breathes out** Am I baby girl? because I’m lost-…okay I’m just gonna leave now”. You have to give him some reassurance for his efforts and he feels a bit better afterwards. You tell him he could have just started the conversation normally and that reality hits him like a bus…he continues walking away.
Hinata, Kinnoshita, Kindaichi, Atsumu, Yamamoto, Yaku, Lev
Is that Micheal Jackson? No that’s Muzan Kibutsuji from Demon Slayer. No that’s him, he has arrived our ✨smooth criminal✨Some of them are kind of stupid but other times damn. Like out nowhere he will straight up kiss you and say, “sorry had to get rid of this bad taste in my mouth,” completely unbothered. It makes no sense but at the same time it makes all the sense. You sit there, partly shocked by the poor quality of his flirting in the moment considering it was him of all people. He looks down at his notebook with the biggest smirk as he tries to avoid eye contact, resisting the urge to look up to see your reaction
Kuroo, Suna, Osamu, Ennoshita, Kai, Futakuchi, Konoha, Terushima
It’s all or nothing but in a misleading way. He sets it like a pick up line but spikes it like “You’re a cutie *winks* be my girlfriend 🧍…*winks pt. 2*”. You aren’t really prepared for this I mean who would be though. Unsure of how to respond, you nod and they realise they were too forward with their approach…like everyone else already has…okay give him a break he’s trying. He clears his throat and apologizes and he’s quite cute now that confident facade has disappeared.
Nishinoya, Hoshiumi, Yahaba, Goshiki, Shirabu,
He knows he can’t tell them so he gives you the little note with check boxes and you gladly tick yes and hand it back. You wish you could’ve filmed his reaction, the way he tries to hold back the smile that is practically bursting. His eyes are wide and they have a sort of sparkle to them like when a little kid meets their idol for the first time.
Aone, Kindaichi, Kageyama, Yamaguchi, Sakusa, Ushijima, Gin, Omimi, Asahi, Akaashi, Aran
He doesn’t say pick up lines because he’s just too nice for that. Instead he tends to say really sweet things like recalling a memory from when you were kids or even recently. “I remember when we were younger, I never wanted to hold your hand,” he laughs as he smiles softly, “I even remember how we had to hold hands every time we didn’t get along which was surprisingly a lot,” he continues, “I kind of wish I was a kid again,” he says laughing lightly, obviously implying the fact that he wishes he could be as close to you as he was back then. He kind of wishes he appreciated those moments back then more…
Sugawara, Kita, Kenma, Iwaizumi, Akagi, Yamaguchi, Daichi, Inuoka, Tendou
He thinks pick up lines are stupid .….
Tsukishima, Kyoutani, Kunimi
