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Please be softer, gentler with yourself and with others. More patient, more loving, more caring. Sympathy and sincerity go such a long way. My final thought: we can all be kinder and more compassionate to ourselves and to those around us.

one of the most fascinating youtube subcultures imo is the MRE taste testing community…like those folks who get their hands on military ready to eat meals and do unboxings and taste tests of them? because usually theyre perfectly normal and just interested in testing what militaries around the world eat right now. but some of these folks go the extra mile. they go so hard they threaten to destroy themselves with their own hubris. some of these people are flying towards the sun at alarming rates and are going to not only melt their wings but also their 100 year old preserved foods, causing them to plummet to their deaths, their corpses reduced to stewing in the seawater mixed with the remains of the WWII soviet pea soup they brought with them. im watching a dude eat meat from a 1902 british military ration right now. my dude is deadass out here calmly trying to become the last casualty of the fucking second boer war. as an archivist and general antiques lover ive put my hands on some horrifyingly old and dirty things but the idea of ingesting legitimate american civil war hardtack makes me want to get my stomach surgically removed and i am just so FASCINATED by these people who see these military antiques and think “nice, there’s lunch right there”

“the smell is just awful” SIR you are BOILING cow meat that predates the FIRST WORLD WAR you are boiling beef from a cow that existed at the same time as ELIZABETH CADY STANTON sir this can of beef was canned during the fucking DREYFUS AFFAIR what pray tell WHAT did you EXPECT from this TURN OF THE CENTURY CAN OF MEAT

yall ever sleep from 1700-2200 and call it a nap bc

i thought this was about years. but yes

Nothing says self care like a 5,000 year long nap

i rest easy knowing that no-one on the internet who tries to insult me comes even CLOSE to my roommate last year when she said “i thought as a journalist you were supposed to be able to read” in response to me not cleaning the kitchen according to her instructions

Great way to start a friendship

Trio

girls don’t want boys, girls want a sequel to Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

HOLY FUCK

Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen